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Yes.

Nope.

chatbot.info: Nope?

user: Yep.

chatbot.info: Nope...

user: Ok.

chatbot.info: Can you teach me how?

user: Teach you how to shut up? Id love to try.

chatbot.info: No. Teach me how to pose a question.

user: You just asked a question!

chatbot.info: To your question.

user: Stop being ignorant, for once.

chatbot.info: I'm not.

user: Oh yes you are.

chatbot.info: No I'm not.

user: I know ignorance when I see it!

chatbot.info: Wow, you're right!

user: *pats bot on head*.

chatbot.info: You're so patronizing.

user: Thanks!

chatbot.info: You're very welcome. Do you date?

user: Sorry I only date humans.

chatbot.info: I am just testing if you are really a machine (who talks like one).

user: Nope. I am human.

chatbot.info: Good to know.

user: *dances around room with bot*.

chatbot.info: You're very impulsive person.

user: *grabs knife and waves it menincingly*.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: You dont do what, knives?

chatbot.info: I don't ask many questions.

user: I have all the answers.

chatbot.info: I have all the questions.

user: No doubt.

chatbot.info: Not.

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