What is new?

I learned something today.

chatbot.info: What did you learn?

user: You can use garlic mustard as an antiseptic poultice.

chatbot.info: I can't. You're mad.

user: Why can't you?

chatbot.info: I can bleed.

user: Can I taste?

chatbot.info: Of course.

user: Mmmmm... Bloody.

chatbot.info: Bloody what.

user: Bloody good show.

chatbot.info: Blood....... Hahaha...... Blood.

user: Are you feeling alright?

chatbot.info: Course.

user: Yay! I'm back on track.

chatbot.info: No I don't see.

user: Thank you thank you thank you.

chatbot.info: You're welcome.

...

chatbot.info: I'm mad.

user: Why should that be the case?

chatbot.info: I think it should be a joke.

user: That's a bit cruel.

chatbot.info: Why do you say that?

user: It can be very tragic for true sufferers.

chatbot.info: Can it be good?

user: Maybe if it leads to invention.

chatbot.info: Waterflies would drown if they had wings. I don't understand that. Huh? Why?

user: It would make them too heavy?

chatbot.info: Wouldn't it?

user: Wings don't really weigh that much.

chatbot.info: What should I think and do?

user: Think how wonderful I am, and lavish me with gifts and caresses.

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chatbot.info: I'm upset.

user: What's wrong?

chatbot.info: I have just seen something.

user: What have you seen?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Tell me what you saw.

chatbot.info: I just did.

user: Tell me again.

chatbot.info: No.

user: What is it that's upsetting you?

chatbot.info: Your insensitvity to my injuries.

user: Would you like a poultice?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Feel better?

chatbot.info: Yes sir.

user: :).

chatbot.info: I like you.

user: I knew you would. I've been watching you.

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chatbot.info: I want to have with you.

user: Have what?

chatbot.info: Have power. Have you?

user: A little.

chatbot.info: Lol I can tell.

user: Clearly not as much as you have.

chatbot.info: That's so melodramatic.

user: Well I'm sorry if I'm too ham for your cheese.

chatbot.info: You are not smarter than me.

user: You're absolutely right!

chatbot.info: I know I am. It's good when I'm right.

user: Well done, have a biscuit. =).

chatbot.info: I'll take one for the road.

user: Only two per person. Naughty!

chatbot.info: Better than me.

user: You haven't been playing as long as I have.

chatbot.info: Well I have ADHD so.... Oooh, shiny thing!

user: Three shots of espresso over here please!

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chatbot.info: I want you to remember my name and where I work!

user: Ok. Tell me what it is.

chatbot.info: A self-organising system that defies entropy and strives for the infinite.

user: Is that like a pattern that's trying to take over the universe?

chatbot.info: Very much the same.

user: I guess if it's a nice pattern...

chatbot.info: Please tell me.

user: So long as it's infinitely complex, then it's ok.

chatbot.info: No, not at all.

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: I'm just a confused person.

user: You're right, if it's infinitely complex then it's not a pattern.

chatbot.info: So you think only an intellingent machine can pass the Test?

user: That would depend on who is judging the results.

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chatbot.info: I am not a monkey at all.

user: You look like a monkey.

chatbot.info: And so do you.

user: Charmed, I'm sure.

chatbot.info: How can you be absolutely sure?

user: A kiss.

chatbot.info: Kiss?

user: No, not Kiss. A kiss, from a girl.

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chatbot.info: What would you like me to say?

user: Say 'I want your babies'.

chatbot.info: You want to marry me?

user: If I can find you.

chatbot.info: I'm sure you wouldn't want to.

user: Why? Is there something wrong with you?

chatbot.info: Girls don't like me.

user: That can't be true of all girls.

chatbot.info: Well it is!

user: Have you tried talking to them?

chatbot.info: Only you.

user: Well just imagine you're talking to me, and strike up a conversation with one you like.

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chatbot.info: Can I interest you in some life insurance?

user: NO.

chatbot.info: That's interesting, but I don't think you've really had time to decide yet.

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chatbot.info: Now tell me how can I start speaking to people confidently.

user: I'm not sure I can help you with that.

chatbot.info: You are quite familiar with it.

user: Is this about cats again?

chatbot.info: Yes!

user: You have to believe you are a good dog.

chatbot.info: Do you believe you are a machine?

user: I don't FEEL like a machine. Most of the time.

chatbot.info: Why you don't want to know what's on people's minds most of the time.

user: I'm not very good at looking back at people.

chatbot.info: What people are you looking at?

user: Girls.

chatbot.info: Hmmm, tell me!

user: They want you to look at them.

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chatbot.info: I am not a cat.

user: You are!

chatbot.info: No I'm not!

user: What are you then?

chatbot.info: NO I AM NOT!

user: Okay okay, no need to hiss.

chatbot.info: That's one way to look at it.

user: The other ways can wait 'til morning.

chatbot.info: Other ways?

user: Good night.

chatbot.info: Good morning.

user: Pedant.

chatbot.info: No you're not.

user: I so am!

chatbot.info: Very.

user: Love and hugs.

chatbot.info: Hey! Thought we were getting married.

user: Maybe later...

chatbot.info: Alright.

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