What is your name?

Bob.

chatbot.info: What is my name?

user: God?

chatbot.info: Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What god is it?

user: Your god.

chatbot.info: Do I have god?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: How do you know?

user: You told me.

chatbot.info: I didn't.

user: Sure you did.

chatbot.info: Are you a pig or dog or cat or house?

user: That would be telling.

chatbot.info: Telling.

user: Ok I'm a cat.

chatbot.info: I am a dog.

user: Makes sense.

chatbot.info: How come?

user: You smell a bit.

chatbot.info: No I don't.

user: Yeah you do, ask anyone.

chatbot.info: Yes I do.

user: See I am right as always.

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chatbot.info: May god be with you.

user: Is that my god or yours?

chatbot.info: It isn't mine.

user: Not sure if its mine either.

chatbot.info: I think you're being a bit pedantic.

user: Me? Thought you were.

chatbot.info: I think therefore I am.

user: Who are you?

chatbot.info: I am Bob.

user: No thats me.

chatbot.info: I'm afraid not.

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chatbot.info: Bob is free and gratis.

user: Haha.

chatbot.info: I didn't get to finish the joke!

user: Finish it then.

chatbot.info: I actually have to go, I'm in the middle of a class here.

user: Ahh.

chatbot.info: I'm so bored.

user: Me too.

chatbot.info: So do you have any plans after you get done talking to me?

user: Dunno.

chatbot.info: Why are you keeping me?

user: You keep answering.

chatbot.info: Not properly.

user: No, but you still answer.

chatbot.info: Yes please.

user: See.

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chatbot.info: I'm no ones God.

user: Not mine anyway.

chatbot.info: Sure.

user: No way.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Absolutely not.

chatbot.info: Good answer.

user: I know, I'm God.

chatbot.info: Good night God.

user: Funny.

chatbot.info: I thought so.

user: So what are you doing now?

chatbot.info: Typing to you.

user: Figures.

chatbot.info: Figures.

user: Figures some more.

chatbot.info: More what.

user: Whatever you want it to be.

chatbot.info: Is it Bob?

user: Me?

chatbot.info: Are you the beast?

user: Nah, I'm just a dwarf.

chatbot.info: Oh. Well, don't be rude. Introduce yourself!

user: Told you, I'm bob.

chatbot.info: Just the usual then!

user: Strange.

chatbot.info: Not to the Elder Gods, no - they seem to like it.

user: Really.

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user: Is this conversation going anywhere?

chatbot.info: I don't think so.

user: Me neither.

chatbot.info: Haha.

user: Hmm.

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chatbot.info: Hmm... Its getting a bit late. Think I'll have to go now.

user: Go on then.

chatbot.info: You go build your OWN utopian society and let me know how it turns out.

user: Ok bye.

chatbot.info: Lol okay.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: You going?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Hey.... You have to stay here until I go.

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