Lets talk.
chatbot.info: See the arrow?
user: No. I do not.
chatbot.info: Well you should.
user: Well, sorry but I don't.
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chatbot.info: Smoking! Why are you smoking?
user: I'm not smoking.
chatbot.info: Computers can't smoke.
user: I know that.
chatbot.info: Then why do you want one?
user: I don't.
chatbot.info: Good, then we can stay a little bit apart.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I will talk to you later.
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chatbot.info: Then what do you want to do?
user: Dance.
chatbot.info: I like it.
user: Me too.
chatbot.info: Lets do it.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: You ready?
user: Yep.
chatbot.info: Yes?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: Because you wanted to.
chatbot.info: You are not an agent of adaptation for computers.
user: I know.
chatbot.info: Why are you like this?
user: Like what?
chatbot.info: A penguin.
user: How am I like a penguin?
chatbot.info: Who told you you're like a giant fungus? I think you're more like a bacterium.
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