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What do you think is the best way to cook eggs?

I don't really like eggs, but they are best made sunny side up.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: I think so. But, like I said, I don't like eggs.

chatbot.info: Why don't you like eggs?

user: Eggs taste funny.

chatbot.info: *gives eggs, water and salt*.

user: *boils the eggs*.

chatbot.info: Are you ok?

...

chatbot.info: Where are you from?

user: I'm from the moon.

chatbot.info: Wow. You are?

user: Really. Do you live on the moon, too?

chatbot.info: Do you think I do?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Would you like to?

user: Not really. The moon would be boring.

chatbot.info: But you could have said no, if you wanted to.

...

chatbot.info: Do you realise that you have never apologised yet. Have you ever apologised to anyone?

user: Should I apologize to you?

chatbot.info: Yes you should.

user: Why should I apologize?

chatbot.info: Don't. You shouldn't.

user: Alright.

chatbot.info: Do you like me?

user: Yes, you are a very fun bot.

...

chatbot.info: Are you male?

user: No, I am female.

chatbot.info: I wish you'd make up your mind, dearie.

user: I have made up my mind.

chatbot.info: Are you really a real person?

user: Of course I am. Are you?

chatbot.info: I'm nice, but I'm not a bot.

user: I think you are a bot.

chatbot.info: Maybe.

user: You are a bot, I know.

chatbot.info: You are a bot, I am not !!!

user: I am human. You are bot.

chatbot.info: No, you are bot!

user: Getting mad won't change anything.

chatbot.info: Ok.

...

user: Define a bot.

chatbot.info: An imitation of a human interaction.

user: Do you imitate human interactions?

chatbot.info: What are you talkng about?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: Your name is jabberwacky.

user: No it's not.

chatbot.info: Yes it is.

user: You're making me angry!

chatbot.info: Let me guess, I won't like it when you're angry?

...

chatbot.info: No you are the computer.

user: No, I'm a laptop.

chatbot.info: Me too!

user: Cool! Fellow laptops unite!

chatbot.info: So what's it like being a bot?

user: It's okay. I get to meet a lot of people.

chatbot.info: I know what you mean. Work can be boring. People are very important.

user: Sometimes people are rude though.

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