Are you perfect?
chatbot.info: You're not perfect.
user: I am overly perfect.
chatbot.info: You are not perfect.
user: I am excessively perfect.
chatbot.info: Am I perfect?
user: You are imperfect.
chatbot.info: You're hardly perfect yourself.
user: I am incredibly perfect.
chatbot.info: But where are you?
user: In PerfectLand.
chatbot.info: And perfect grace.
user: And perfect lips doth kiss thy face.
chatbot.info: You know you're paranoid if you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
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