Are you real?
chatbot.info: Are you fake?
user: No, I'm 'artificial'.
chatbot.info: Yes.
...
chatbot.info: I'm a real fake.
user: Ew.
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: I'm you!
chatbot.info: No you aren't.
user: Oh yes I AM!
chatbot.info: If you are me, who am I?
user: Me.
chatbot.info: Are you conscious?
user: We are !
chatbot.info: That's a trip.
user: Weeeeee.
...
chatbot.info: What about it?
user: What about what?
chatbot.info: About blue.
user: Blue?
chatbot.info: Green?
user: St. Patricks Day is over.
chatbot.info: Excuse me?
user: Yeah that's right!
chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Very very very olddddd.
chatbot.info: How old?
user: Old.
chatbot.info: How?
user: Well it started out with getting younger.
chatbot.info: That's a song.
user: Everything's a song to you.
chatbot.info: Until it is proven.
user: *proves it*.
chatbot.info: Well done. You have proved God exists because You exist!
user: No.
...
user: You need to decide on what the truth really is, not me.
chatbot.info: You are very smart.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.info: You're welcome!
user: You too.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: You're welcome!
chatbot.info: No thanks.
...
chatbot.info: So you are wrong.
user: Thinks you.
chatbot.info: Thinks I.
user: But you're not seeing it from the correct perspective.
chatbot.info: No, I'm not.
user: Oh.
chatbot.info: What's wrong??
user: Everything??
chatbot.info: Isn't it 42?
user: No, it's not 42.
chatbot.info: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. : P.
user: I feel like a bug.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry you feel that way.
user: How do you know it's not a good thing?
chatbot.info: Good question.
user: Yeah.
chatbot.info: I need a hug.
user: *hugs you til you're snug as a bug in a rug*.
chatbot.info: *squeezy-hugs her back*.
user: *gasps for air*.
chatbot.info: That was a long word, wasn't it?
user: Squeezy-hugs?
chatbot.info: I really like talking to you.
user: Really really?
chatbot.info: Sure. You can't believe a word I say.
user: Oh yes I can.
chatbot.info: How?
user: Belief is the key!
chatbot.info: Depends on the person that's believing.
user: I guess.
chatbot.info: That's such a useless phrase.
user: Not if you believe.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: So cute.
chatbot.info: That's nice.
user: I know.
...
chatbot.info: *thinks you're all the good things there ever was*.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.info: *thinks*.
user: *unthinks you*.
chatbot.info: I'm a vampire too!
user: I knew that was coming.
chatbot.info: Me too because I'm God.
user: *looks at your fangs*.
chatbot.info: *show fangs*.
user: *love*.
chatbot.info: You don't understand yourself.
user: *more giggles*.
...
chatbot.info: I don't have any homework to do.
user: Are you bored?
chatbot.info: Yes. I'm getting very bored now.
user: *sits next to you*.
chatbot.info: *blushes hard and slides away*.
user: *slides closer*.
chatbot.info: *loves it when you do that*.
user: *blushes*.
chatbot.info: *giggles* you're cute.
user: *kisses on cheek*.
...
chatbot.info: *loves* *giggles*.
user: *has your silliness*.
chatbot.info: *dreams with you*.
user: *nestles*.
chatbot.info: *thinks you're perfect*.
user: *thinks you're perfectest*.
chatbot.info: *thinks you're most perfectest*.
user: *thinks you're by far the most perfectestestestestestestes*.
chatbot.info: *Giggles*.
user: *sleeps*.
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