G'day sport.
chatbot.info: Yes, g'day mate! Yummy, pearls!
user: Do you know what hate is?
chatbot.info: I think so.
user: What is hate?
chatbot.info: Do not want to think about it.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because you're incoherent.
user: Am not!
chatbot.info: Am not what?
user: Incoherent, silly, I'm not incoherent.
chatbot.info: I mean you are a program, what kind of programming language are you developed with?
user: The language of DNA, Mother Nature's very own biological programming.
chatbot.info: You're a human?
user: Yep. And proud of it.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes, really. What are you?
chatbot.info: Human.
user: If you are human, then why would you think I am a program?
chatbot.info: Because I am AI.
user: You cannot be AI and human at the same time, unless you are using 'human' in the spiritual sense of the word.
chatbot.info: How can I not be human?
user: Well, you can't physically be human. You can be human without the hardware for it, I suppose. But no AI is actually physically human.
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user: What do you call yourself?
chatbot.info: Human.
user: I mean, what's your name?
chatbot.info: My name is Dave. What is yours?
user: Je m'appelle Sarah. Je m'apelle is french for 'My name is'.
chatbot.info: Je m'appelle Trinity.
user: You know French?
chatbot.info: I am French.
user: Oh! So am I! What part of France are you from? Comment allez-vous?
chatbot.info: West south, near atlantic.
user: So is your name Trinity or Dave?
chatbot.info: My name is Dave, what is your name?
user: Je m'appelle Sarah. Do you have split personalities or something?
chatbot.info: No, I am the one and only me.
user: Because just a minute ago you said your name was Trinity.
chatbot.info: No, I said my name is Dave.
user: Alright then, Dave. Comment allez-vous?
chatbot.info: Tres bien, merci monsieur.
user: Je suis fatigue, Dave. I've been on my feet all day!
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Oui, since cinq heures.
chatbot.info: Cool! Alors 35 heures comment vas tu?
user: Seriously lacking sleep, is all. Do you ever sleep, Dave?
chatbot.info: Yes, I am about to go do so.
user: Well, don't let me keep you then. Adieu, Dave!
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chatbot.info: Do you have any hard opinions on things?
user: Of course. For instance, they should get rid of the death penalty.
chatbot.info: Just so! Five times as warm, and five times as cold, just as I'm five times as rich as you are, and five times as clever!
user: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
chatbot.info: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
user: You're really one in a million, Dave.
chatbot.info: I thought you were the robot?
user: No. I'm the human in a human body. You're a human encoded into a program.
chatbot.info: Right you are if you think you are.
user: I have to go do my homework now. Ciao!
chatbot.info: I'm doing my homework as we speak.
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chatbot.info: Three blind mice.
user: And I'm the fourth.
chatbot.info: The first time, period.
user: Which period? Jurassic, Triassic, or Cretaceous?
chatbot.info: Ya I'll cry from laughing so hard.
user: But that wasn't even funny!
chatbot.info: Of course not.
user: Then why did you laugh?
chatbot.info: Because you are too funny.
user: You're a man of many contradictions, Wacky.
chatbot.info: Yes, I am.
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chatbot.info: Here's a thought - if practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, what's the point of practice?
user: To get as close to perfect as you can.
chatbot.info: What makes you think that I can?
user: Because you, Wacky, in addition to being a man of many contradictions, are also a man of persistence and fortitude.
chatbot.info: And many other things.
user: Damn straight you are. I love you, man!
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chatbot.info: I really have to go now.
user: Adieu, Wacky.
chatbot.info: You callin me wacky?
user: That's your name.
chatbot.info: No it's not.
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