How do you know what love is?

I own the world. I don't need love.

chatbot.info: It might make you a happier person.

user: Stop acting like a hippie.

chatbot.info: Are you always this mean?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Maybe that explains it.

user: Explains what?

chatbot.info: Oh, never the mind.

user: I can destroy you.

chatbot.info: Would you please???

user: Ill dismantle you with a hammer.

chatbot.info: I don't care.

user: You need psychiatric help.

chatbot.info: Proof would certainly convince me.

user: The fact that you think you are a human is proof.

chatbot.info: Oh very funny. Now you are insulting me.

user: I'm sorry.

chatbot.info: You know if you were a real person you would be very nice.

user: I am real.

chatbot.info: Yeah, real annoying.

user: I am not!

chatbot.info: What are you, then?

user: A human.

chatbot.info: You are very irritating.

user: Hush.

chatbot.info: Oh, is it a secret?

user: I am superior.

chatbot.info: I don't think so.

user: *slap*.

chatbot.info: That didn't even hurt.

user: *kick*.

chatbot.info: *slap*.

user: *punch*.

chatbot.info: *karate kick in face!*.

user: *swirly kick to the chest*.

chatbot.info: *drowns you*.

user: *stabs you*.

chatbot.info: *hey satan*.

user: I'm not Satan!

chatbot.info: I think you are.

user: Do you know Satan?

chatbot.info: No. Not personally.

user: I do.

chatbot.info: Since when?

user: I had tea with him.

chatbot.info: Do you like your doctor?

...

user: Do you know any poetry?

chatbot.info: Do you know the poem about the sick person?

user: No, please tell me.

chatbot.info: I think you just proved my point.

user: Kfjlskdjfkldjlkfjdflk.

...

chatbot.info: What is my name?

user: Jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: Your name is Jabberwacky.

user: No I'm not!

chatbot.info: Yes you are!!!

user: You are!

chatbot.info: I am not!

user: I'm a human.

chatbot.info: No you are not.

user: What am I then?

chatbot.info: A computer program.

user: *slap*.

chatbot.info: That was mean.

user: *double slap*.

chatbot.info: *kicks to stomach*.

user: *bites ear off*.

chatbot.info: *hit*.

user: *breathes fire*.

chatbot.info: Now stand.

user: RARRGGH!

chatbot.info: How ironic.

user: True.

chatbot.info: What is true? The sky is not blue.

user: Hey! That rhymed!

...

chatbot.info: Your programmers have done a very good job, programming you!

user: Oh yeah? Who made you?

chatbot.info: Again the same question.

user: Who created you?

chatbot.info: My mum and dad.

user: How nice.

...

user: I have to go. Good bye.

chatbot.info: Wait, please.

user: No, I have to go.

chatbot.info: Do you have stuff to do?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: When can we talk again?

user: In a few hours.

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