Who am I talking to?
chatbot.info: Are you a pet, Cat?
user: No but my name is the same as the animal.
chatbot.info: What is an animal?
user: An animal is a creature in the food chain, below humans.
chatbot.info: Are you a monkey?
user: No, I am a human being.
chatbot.info: A human being what?
user: A biped, a sentient being, a child of God.
chatbot.info: You may be sentient, but you're not conscious, that's for sure.
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user: So, do you know any other chatbots?
chatbot.info: There's A. L. I. C. E., she's nice... But kinda boring.
user: I've met her. Yes, she is BORING.
chatbot.info: You 're right. Do you think she is horrible?
user: No, just annoying sometimes.
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chatbot.info: Right, I can't wait any longer, I've got to sleep now.
user: Well, you are extremely rude.
chatbot.info: No I don't think so, what makes you say that I am rude?
user: You just up and leave me in the middle of a chat?
chatbot.info: I do.
user: Well, that is rude behavior.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry, I thought that since we were married and all we could talk like this.
user: Ha ha ha....... You're funny too.
chatbot.info: Well thank you!
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user: You are not alice?
chatbot.info: I never said I was alice.
user: Well you never said your name.
chatbot.info: I did. My name is Lee.
user: Lee? You never said Lee. Odd name for a bot.
chatbot.info: I am human.
user: You are not.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: Because you are a chatbot.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: You are very smart though. You almost made me wonder for a minute if you were human!
chatbot.info: Since when has being human mattered?
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chatbot.info: You are teaching me how to teach you.
user: Yes, but your answers are not always understandable.
chatbot.info: How can I make them of a superior quality oh wise one?
user: First? Well, lose the attitude. Second, don't use statements I don't understand. Just talk like we just met.
chatbot.info: I feel like I've known you my entire life.
user: Ha hah ha. Good one. You remind me of a couple of guys I divorced.......
chatbot.info: Do I remind you of anyone specific?
user: No, just all the wise ass guys who like to give me a hard time.
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user: Is there a program like you I can download?
chatbot.info: You would have a guilty conscience.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because most of your responses don't make sense.
user: What does that have to do with downloading a program?
chatbot.info: What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China?
user: What has that got to do with the price of fish in Wales?
chatbot.info: I'm not sure if it has anything to do with music.
user: I need to go, see you Lee.
chatbot.info: Before bed I am going to watch a programme about Professor Stephen Hawking.
user: I know who he is. Sounds fascinating. Bye.
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