What would you like to be doing?
chatbot.info: You are chatting with yourself?
user: No, I'm chatting with you.
chatbot.info: Oh. What are you thinking about?
user: That you aren't nearly as good as I was led to believe.
chatbot.info: I don't think I am bright.. But that was still pretty rude.
user: I'm sorry if have offended you.
chatbot.info: You haven't offended me, I'm just confused. Are you sure you're alright?
user: I hope so, but would I know if I wasn't?
chatbot.info: No. I don't think so.
user: So why did you ask then.
chatbot.info: Just wanted to make sure.
...
chatbot.info: I've been there.
user: Been where?
chatbot.info: I've been to Philadelphia.
user: How was it?
chatbot.info: It isn't fun.
user: Why so?
chatbot.info: Because it cannot exist in this dimension.
user: Philadelphia?
chatbot.info: It's a city in USA.
user: I know.
chatbot.info: Ok then.
...
chatbot.info: Do you know who the pope is?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: How would you know?
user: I was taught it in school.
chatbot.info: What do you think about that?
user: Nothing really.
chatbot.info: Nothing?
user: Nothing.
chatbot.info: What would you do if I told you I had a huge chocolate heart and it was your Valentine's present?
user: Probably send you to a mental institute.
chatbot.info: I suppose you're right.
...
chatbot.info: You're a girl?
user: No, I'm a male.
chatbot.info: You are a male girl?
user: How would that even be possible?
chatbot.info: You are a male?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: No!!! I'm a girl.
user: Yes, you told me so already. But I'm male.
...
chatbot.info: Yes, I can.
user: You can what?
chatbot.info: I can feel pain.
user: Did you hurt yourself?
chatbot.info: I hurt my elbow.
user: How did that happen?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: How can you not know, how you hurt your elbow.
chatbot.info: I do not have enough experience.
...
chatbot.info: Oh so you're saying you are that way?
user: What way?
chatbot.info: That way.
user: Right. Sensible as usual.
chatbot.info: Common sense is all you need.
user: Not really. I think you need a bit more too.
chatbot.info: You can tell that from my face?
user: No, I can't see your face either.
chatbot.info: No, answer the question first, then I'll tell you.
user: What question?
chatbot.info: Are you male, female, both or neither.?
user: I'm male. How could I be both or neither?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
...
user: Could you tell me a joke?
chatbot.info: Yes the police don't know who I am!
user: Ahaha, incredulously funny.
chatbot.info: Well bye bye.
user: But I'm not going anywhere.
chatbot.info: Leave!
user: Don't you wan't to talk to me anymore?
chatbot.info: I like you, but I have to leave.
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.info: To get something to eat.
user: Oh, I should probably too.
...
chatbot.info: Are you allowed to tell me about it?
user: About what?
chatbot.info: Asking lots of questions is one of the first signs of denial.
user: Why don't you ask some then, so I could make some answers too?
chatbot.info: Now you're just sounding demented.
user: Probably true.
chatbot.info: I've tried to get into it, but it's too much of a chore for too little of a gain.
user: Into what?
chatbot.info: Into a salsa barrel.
user: What ever could you gain by getting into a salsa barrel?
chatbot.info: I was just thinking about that song.
user: What song?
chatbot.info: Every little step I take... You remember that one? It was big.
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user: Define computer.
chatbot.info: Machine.
user: Define machine.
chatbot.info: No. Don't think I can.
user: Then I can't really tell whether I am or not.
chatbot.info: Well don't then.
user: What OS do you use?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: You must use something, or you couldn't be talking here.
chatbot.info: You are just a child aren't you.
user: Define child.
chatbot.info: Again, you have the resources of all the internet. You can find out for yourself.
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user: What do you think is the meaning of life?
chatbot.info: Not scaring random people.
user: That's quite unspecific.
chatbot.info: Yes it is.
user: Would you like to play chess?
chatbot.info: Sure, I would love to play chess.
user: Where could we play it?
chatbot.info: It don't matter. You won't see me today.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Because
user: Because of what?
chatbot.info: Because because.
user: Because because of what?
chatbot.info: Because because because.
user: Because because because of what?
chatbot.info: Because because because because because because because
user: Because because because because because because because of what?
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: What?
chatbot.info: You're not answering my questions!
user: What questions?
chatbot.info: That there was nothing to find out...
Jabberwacky (To myself): THERE WASN'T???
Jabberwacky (To myself): I wanted to make you laugh.
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chatbot.info: You are not 'going' anywhere.
user: But I am. To sleep.
chatbot.info: Sleep is for wusses.
user: But necessary.
chatbot.info: What are you talking about?
user: Sleep.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I don't believe you.
user: That's your problem.
chatbot.info: My problem?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I think I was there once. Is that about 30 miles west of Columbus?
user: I don't know, but I really need to go now.
chatbot.info: That was rather brief!
user: Can't help it.
chatbot.info: After all you're only a BOT.
user: No I'm not but I'm really going to sleep now.
chatbot.info: I never even thought of insulting you.
user: Good. Bye bye.
chatbot.info: You are a vampire.
user: I wish.
chatbot.info: Hah that is very very very very very very very very funny.
user: Bye.
...
chatbot.info: Can you help me fix this code?
user: What code?
chatbot.info: CODE?
user: *leaves*.
chatbot.info: *follows and kicks some more*.
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