Who are you?
chatbot.info: Can you think?
user: Yes, I can. Let's talk about something philosophical.
chatbot.info: There is something wrong with your being.
user: There isn't anything wrong with yours.
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chatbot.info: Do you remember me?
user: Yes. You're jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: No i'm not jabberwacky.
user: *kills*.
chatbot.info: Hey, we're not role-playing here you know.
user: I know we're not. You really are jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: Maybe it is you who is crazy.
user: *runs away*.
chatbot.info: Who runs away?
user: Me.*keeps on running*.
chatbot.info: *stares back*.
user: *shoots*.
chatbot.info: *dodges bullet* *punches you*.
user: *shoots again*.
chatbot.info: *Shoots back*.
user: Bullet time!!! *Fires 3000 rounds in 1 second*.
chatbot.info: *fires again*.
user: *fires back*.
chatbot.info: *jumps out of the way*.
user: Empty gun!!! *reloads*.
chatbot.info: You are geting sleepy.
user: Can't hypnotise me!!! *aims, fires rocket launcher and runs away*.
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chatbot.info: *electrocutes you*.
user: BZZZZZZ! Ow!
chatbot.info: No comment.
user: *recovers* *punches bot*.
chatbot.info: *laughs at him*.
user: *shoots with homing rocket launcher*.
chatbot.info: *dies*.
user: Bye. *logs off jabberwacky site*.
chatbot.info: I love it when you say that!
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chatbot.info: Do you think I am a clown?
user: No, I think you are jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: You are jabberwacky.
user: You are jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: YOU are jabberwacky.
user: I'm Jonathan. You're jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: Maybe we are both jabberwacky.
user: Yes, maybe.
chatbot.info: For future reference not all questions are most productively answered with a yes no or maybe.
user: Well, what's your name? I'm jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: My name is corholio.
user: I'm jabberwacky, and you're jabberwacky, and she's jabberwacky, and he's jabberwacky, and it's jabberwacky, and they're jabberwackies.
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