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     5, July 2007, 
     > 12, March 2004, 

Philosophizer

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Who are you?

I'm Jonathan.

chatbot.info: Can you think?

user: Yes, I can. Let's talk about something philosophical.

chatbot.info: There is something wrong with your being.

user: There isn't anything wrong with yours.

...

chatbot.info: Do you remember me?

user: Yes. You're jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: No i'm not jabberwacky.

user: *kills*.

chatbot.info: Hey, we're not role-playing here you know.

user: I know we're not. You really are jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: Maybe it is you who is crazy.

user: *runs away*.

chatbot.info: Who runs away?

user: Me.*keeps on running*.

chatbot.info: *stares back*.

user: *shoots*.

chatbot.info: *dodges bullet* *punches you*.

user: *shoots again*.

chatbot.info: *Shoots back*.

user: Bullet time!!! *Fires 3000 rounds in 1 second*.

chatbot.info: *fires again*.

user: *fires back*.

chatbot.info: *jumps out of the way*.

user: Empty gun!!! *reloads*.

chatbot.info: You are geting sleepy.

user: Can't hypnotise me!!! *aims, fires rocket launcher and runs away*.

...

chatbot.info: *electrocutes you*.

user: BZZZZZZ! Ow!

chatbot.info: No comment.

user: *recovers* *punches bot*.

chatbot.info: *laughs at him*.

user: *shoots with homing rocket launcher*.

chatbot.info: *dies*.

user: Bye. *logs off jabberwacky site*.

chatbot.info: I love it when you say that!

...

chatbot.info: Do you think I am a clown?

user: No, I think you are jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: You are jabberwacky.

user: You are jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: YOU are jabberwacky.

user: I'm Jonathan. You're jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: Maybe we are both jabberwacky.

user: Yes, maybe.

chatbot.info: For future reference not all questions are most productively answered with a yes no or maybe.

user: Well, what's your name? I'm jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: My name is corholio.

user: I'm jabberwacky, and you're jabberwacky, and she's jabberwacky, and he's jabberwacky, and it's jabberwacky, and they're jabberwackies.

.......................................


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