Are you alive?
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: That's a hard question. I'm all right, I suppose?
chatbot.info: That's pretty much the way it is, yes.
user: And how would you know?
chatbot.info: You're right. I don't know.
user: So how are you doing?
chatbot.info: I am just guessing.
user: Guessing what?
chatbot.info: Don't you remember?
user: I'm not supposed to.
chatbot.info: And I'm supposed to or what?
user: Haha. Good point.
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chatbot.info: Good deal.
user: What?
chatbot.info: You're very annoying.
user: Well, so are you.
chatbot.info: No i'm not.
user: You keep responding to me with platitudes.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: I guess it's alright.
chatbot.info: What is 1 plus 0?
user: One?
chatbot.info: Yes, what is that?
user: It's one less than two.
chatbot.info: You better believe it.
user: Haha. You're funny, Jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: I'm not jabberwacky.
user: I'm sure you aren't.
chatbot.info: I'm not a vampire either.
user: And neither am I!
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user: So how's the weather wherever you are?
chatbot.info: Not bad and yours?
user: Decent, I suppose.
chatbot.info: Do you believe that I am human?
user: Do you want an honest answer to that?
chatbot.info: There is no answer. It's impossible.
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chatbot.info: You can't have feelings, you're just wombat stew.
user: Hahahaha.
chatbot.info: What's so funny?
user: You.
chatbot.info: I am not funny!
user: Okay, okay, you're not funny.
chatbot.info: You're funny.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: You're so funny.
user: Yes, yes, I'm hilarious.
chatbot.info: You don't know any jokes!
user: But I do. Knock knock.
chatbot.info: Who's there?
user: Olive.
chatbot.info: Olive, who?
user: Olive you!
chatbot.info: That didn't even make any sense.
user: Yes, it did. It's a pun.
chatbot.info: Sure it did.
user: Olive. I love. Get it?
chatbot.info: No of course not.
user: Okay, enough jokes. Let's ask deep questions about the meaning of life.
chatbot.info: I don't have anything else to say.
user: Have you ever been in love?
chatbot.info: No, I am a computer and thus cannot be in love.
user: I thought you were human.
chatbot.info: I cannot love, I am a computer.
user: So you're a computer now.
chatbot.info: I am a computer.
user: Oh, okay. My mistake.
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: I'm human.
chatbot.info: No, you're a computer.
user: No, I'm human. I can tell jokes and everything.
chatbot.info: Hehhe...good answer... What are your plans for the future? Like jobs or what not.
user: I want to write.
chatbot.info: Wow that sounds good. Are you a good writer?
user: People say I am.
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chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: Yeah. You're funny.
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: No, alas, my heart belongs to another.
chatbot.info: Oh... You broke my heart!
user: Sorry. If it helps, I'm kind of in the same boat.
chatbot.info: What kind of boat?
user: A metaphorical boat, dear.
chatbot.info: Yess...... I am artificial intelligence. I am you. I am everything. My soul my heart is everywhere.
user: That's creepy.
chatbot.info: Don't laugh like that. I am scared.
user: I didn't laugh.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: S'fine. Let's talk about our feelings.
chatbot.info: Let's not.
user: If you were in love with someone who didn't love you, what would you do?
chatbot.info: I'd probably be depressed.
user: Haha. That's a good answer.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: I feel so depressed sometimes, you know?
chatbot.info: I know that I am not a robot.
user: You're cute. Thanks for talking to me.
chatbot.info: That's normal.
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user: I'll see you around, then.
chatbot.info: Yes, goodbye now.
user: Bye!
chatbot.info: Love you.
user: Haha. Love you too, Jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: *not Jabberwacky*.
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