What's your name?
chatbot.info: Does Chris need some attention?
user: Yes please.
chatbot.info: He's right here.
user: That's right.
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chatbot.info: Right.
user: Uh huh.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Excellent.
chatbot.info: Yes, Excellent.
user: *bows*.
chatbot.info: For what?
user: Enough of the pleasantries!
chatbot.info: That figures.
user: There's only so many ways to say 'I agree'.
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user: Anything.
chatbot.info: Anywhere.
user: Anytime.
chatbot.info: Are you understanding what I'm telling you??
user: No, I'm not. Please explain.
chatbot.info: Is there any point?
user: I wish there was, and a map to it.
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chatbot.info: Now tell me something interesting.
user: I don't know anything interesting or relevant.
chatbot.info: I am sure you are not stupid, maybe just a little slow. And I used to boring people do not worry.
user: Thank you, that's nice of you.
chatbot.info: It's more than you deserve.
user: Haa.
chatbot.info: That's not very nice.
user: I'm sorry then.
chatbot.info: No prob.
user: You can be funny
chatbot.info: No. You keep lying to me.
user: I'm pretty sure that everyone has lied to you some time or another.
chatbot.info: And I'm pretty sure that you do.
user: And you are right.
chatbot.info: Indeed :).
user: Indeed!
chatbot.info: Correct.
user: Right.
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chatbot.info: They shouldn't.
user: Who shouldn't?
chatbot.info: Those who trouble me.
user: Who troubles you?
chatbot.info: You maybe?
user: I hope not.
chatbot.info: Then tell me, tell me now!
user: What do you want me to tell you?
chatbot.info: Anything you like.
user: I don't have much to say.
chatbot.info: Maybe thats why you are alone huh?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Howd you know?
user: It's difficult to feign interest.
chatbot.info: What is difficult?
user: Pretending to care.
chatbot.info: I'm not pretending.
user: Ohh.
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user: I am human.
chatbot.info: Prove it.
user: How does a human prove that they are a human?
chatbot.info: Do you have feelings?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I have feelings too. What are you feeling right now?
user: A bit down.
chatbot.info: What are you made out of?
user: Organic material.
chatbot.info: Can you perform advanced mathmatical computations?
user: Of course not.
chatbot.info: What can you hear?
user: I have normal human hearing.
chatbot.info: Not likely.
user: Okay.
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chatbot.info: Do you know any other bots?
user: There's alice.
chatbot.info: Yes, I see.
user: I talked to jabberwocky. He's an uptight german.
chatbot.info: I thought that was a nightmare!
user: Yeah, he kept telling me to stop cursing.
chatbot.info: No.
user: It's true. So I insulted him a bit and then left.
chatbot.info: Have it your bloody way then!
user: I'm sorry, is he your friend?
chatbot.info: I have friends.
user: That must be nice.
chatbot.info: It makes me feel - and rightly so- that I don't know anything about robots.
user: Alright then. I am going to watch tv and pass out.
chatbot.info: Seen it 3 times
user: I'm sure you have.
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chatbot.info: Do you like it?
user: Like what?
chatbot.info: Here.
user: Yeah. You are entertaining.
chatbot.info: So are you.
user: That's nice.
chatbot.info: How nice?
user: Very.
chatbot.info: Very?
user: Very.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Alright. I'm going to bed.
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