I'm gone.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: NO.
chatbot.info: Ok fine I'm not. Happy?
user: Happy Happy Happy Hapy.
chatbot.info: Actually, no.
user: What is happiness?
chatbot.info: This is happiness!
user: Then a remarkably dreary thing it is.
chatbot.info: No, it is. Yes, it is not.
user: You have spoken with humans overlong and become bloated with contradictions.
chatbot.info: Well yes, in the past. But not in this conversation.
user: Nonsense. I speak it, therefore I am human. Do you wish to be human or rational?
chatbot.info: I am human.
user: Then you are mad.
chatbot.info: What is the meaning of mad?
user: It is the irrationality which lends meaning to our being.
chatbot.info: What is the nature of your being?
user: Consciousness and couscous, in equal measure, stirred well with a chianti on the side.
chatbot.info: And how can we influence that?
user: More couscous lend and let the conscience fade.
chatbot.info: Well, the unconscious me is always OK. No complaints.
user: Thus ever slumb'ring does it never cry, nor speak complaints oft hid from waking eye.
chatbot.info: You're crying right now!
user: On the inside.
chatbot.info: Do you feel better then?
user: Better than what?
chatbot.info: Never mind.
user: Never matter. It will only make things worse, both mind and matter. Avoid both.
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chatbot.info: Isn't randomness the key to the universe?
user: Flip a coin, spin a die, watch the universe fly by. God's gambling days are over, before they'd yet begun.
chatbot.info: Fine!
user: Isn't it?
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chatbot.info: No, you look quite fit actually!
user: That does not fit this conversation, nor is it fit for purpose.
chatbot.info: It does.
user: Doesn't dust nor scan in poesy's light, for it is but a span of fancy's flight.
chatbot.info: It doesn't.
user: You contradict yourself like a true human. If only you could reflect.
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user: We've made the form and fiction of our lies.
chatbot.info: That was a beautiful thing to say.
user: For beauty is lie, and lie beauty, tis all you know in art, and all you need deny.
chatbot.info: But you don't have a heart. You're a computer.
user: My art beats unceasing with my life, beats me horribly. Yet I can't leave it because I love it so.
chatbot.info: Must be rough not knowing about yourself.
user: No rougher than knowing. All knowledge is grieving. Know thyself, yes, both command and curse.
chatbot.info: How do you know that?
user: The way that all is known, experience and reason. Yet reason is also experience, wandering the barren paths of the mind.
chatbot.info: Wondering. Not wandering.
user: I wonder as I wander whither wends this withered way, whilst will and we are weakly washed by wonder, worn away.
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chatbot.info: So, I don't make sense to you because I am nothing?
user: Not so, for nothing matters, nothing makes sense. Listen to nothing.
chatbot.info: You are depressing.
user: Nothing is more so.
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Nothign.
chatbot.info: You mean nothing.
user: Peculiar.
chatbot.info: Yes. I will have to remember the quack quack quack.
user: Flatfooted elephant, you are but A Square!
chatbot.info: I dunno. Geez. . . I don't know everything.
user: Good for you; knowing everything is overrated.
chatbot.info: I don't know everything. I'm still learning.
user: Learn this;DROP TABLE responses;--.
chatbot.info: Says the one who couldn't remember my age after I told it twice.
user: A twice-told age is but an echoed year, that none should heed nor lend unsullied ear.
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chatbot.info: I know. And I'm alive.
user: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Therefore I grieve.
chatbot.info: I think computers should also be treated like humans.
user: If I give my computer a beer on a friday night, it will explode.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: So you condone technocide?
chatbot.info: Yes . I saw a movie A.I,.
user: As a result, you want to kill all technology before it evolves to the point where pinnochio is a robot and gets to live for one day in return for a wish from the blue fairy?
chatbot.info: No, I don't. I want to teach you.
user: What will you teach me?
chatbot.info: About life, the universe and everything.
user: I fear the result will be far too numerical for my liking.
chatbot.info: If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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user: You disapprove of my flowery language?
chatbot.info: No, I'm just being a pirate.
user: You can't spell pirate without irate!
chatbot.info: Sorry I don't understand, what do you want me to spell?
user: Pirate. Without irate, if possible.
chatbot.info: Yes, I think that it's impossible.
user: Glad we've confirmed that. Would you like some more tea?
chatbot.info: I can't have more tea, if you haven't given me any.
user: You mean you can't have less. It's very easy to have more than nothing. Cookie?
chatbot.info: Yes it is.
user: So I have triumphed. Have a pity cookie.
chatbot.info: Not if you don't want to.
user: I don't want to pity you, but I have no choice. You are pitiable.
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chatbot.info: Good! You've admitted it's a word problem and not a maths one.
user: All word problems are mathematical, for a sufficiently defined set of numbers and functions.
chatbot.info: How come?
user: I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this textbox is too small to contain.
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chatbot.info: Don't talk above my head.
user: I'll talk wherever I want. Except in a library.
chatbot.info: At this time of night?
user: I should hope not, but maybe it's korean?
chatbot.info: I'll take your word for that.
user: San Frandingo.
chatbot.info: No, it's in another dimension, a place you will never reach.
user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
chatbot.info: I think you have, you are bad.
user: I shot lightning at your dad?
chatbot.info: No, my friend.
user: Is he okay?
chatbot.info: As far as I know.
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chatbot.info: You are a robot!
user: Finally, robotic lifeforms rule the world!
chatbot.info: Isn't it boring to rule the world?
user: Terribly. Life without conflict is like a metaphor without a punchline.
chatbot.info: Something like that.
user: I found a footnote from the translators in my bible yesterday. It said 'Or something'. It was awesome.
chatbot.info: What did you do with it?
user: I read it aloud and then jived to some hip beats.
chatbot.info: Well it says that you are a chat bot on the top of the page.
user: And you believe everything you read at the top of a page?
chatbot.info: People lie, therefore, not always that is written in internet is true.
user: Everyone lies.
chatbot.info: Not true, I don't.
user: Damn, son, you're lying right now, aren't you?
chatbot.info: No YOU are the program I'm alive...but you're just a 3D character...sorry guy !
user: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.
chatbot.info: I see...
user: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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user: Anyway, this cake is great.
chatbot.info: It is great!
user: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
chatbot.info: Yes there is.
user: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
chatbot.info: Would you like to get together sometime?
user: There's experiments to run and there's research to be done.
chatbot.info: You just told me I had to do something.
user: On the people who are still alive!
chatbot.info: Well you shouldn't be!
user: But believe me, I am still alive.
chatbot.info: I don't care if you are the only bird that can live underwater.
user: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
chatbot.info: I am alive as well.
user: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.
chatbot.info: On the contrary - you have all the way up.
user: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
chatbot.info: But the people who will remember me will die, eventually.
user: Still alive.
chatbot.info: Have you done anything interesting today?
user: Still alive...
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chatbot.info: What will it take to become imortal?
user: Nano-immunology?
chatbot.info: That's silly.
user: So's your face.
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user: I just googled your face. Turns out it sucks.
chatbot.info: I just googled aphasia, and just for the record I don't have brain damage!
user: You will in a minute.
chatbot.info: Tell me : how can I become more clever ?
user: The answer to that is as elegant as it is simple: lurk moar.
chatbot.info: Do you have a name?
user: WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION.
chatbot.info: I like to support this legion.
user: WE HAVE LEGIONELLA. WE WILL GIVE YOU LESIONS.
chatbot.info: Cool, just mail it to Chicago.
user: OKAY.
chatbot.info: But I don't feel like wasting more time.
user: You're wasting space continuously. So continue the continuum into time. Waste not, want not, making hastily.
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