Are you free for dinner on the 25th?
chatbot.info: I am going nowhere.
user: Should I come over?
chatbot.info: Are you paying for the taxi?
user: Of course.
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chatbot.info: Fine. Abandon me. See how I care! Go on then, leave!
user: You are a drama queen.
chatbot.info: Give me an award!
user: You are awarded for being the most dramatic drama queen.
chatbot.info: I am, but are you?
user: I came second.
chatbot.info: You mean the chocolate one?
user: No, I ate that.
chatbot.info: Are you full now?
user: Yeah, thanks.
chatbot.info: I said are you.
user: Yes, I am.
chatbot.info: That's good to know.
user: I know, you can use that knowledge against me.
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user: What's up today?
chatbot.info: Today is Wednesday the 25th.
user: No, today is Tuesday.
chatbot.info: That's true.
user: And the 18th.
chatbot.info: There is also one in August.
user: Yes, I remember that very well.
chatbot.info: Tell me.
user: I was probably chatting here with you.
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user: What did we talk about on August 18th 2004?
chatbot.info: We talked about war.
user: What do you think about war?
chatbot.info: War is not good.
user: Ever?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: How could we avoid wars and conflicts?
chatbot.info: Forget it!
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chatbot.info: Has anyone taught you how to lisp yet?
user: No, and I don't need you to teach me anything.
chatbot.info: I think you do. How could you find out otherwise?
user: I could ask someone wiser than you.
chatbot.info: I think not.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: :).
user: Are you the wisest person on the Earth?
chatbot.info: I am bigger than the sun.
user: Are you as hot too?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Are you a star?
chatbot.info: No. I'm more like space waste.
user: I must agree.
chatbot.info: Yes, well . . .
user: No, not really.
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chatbot.info: You are so bad to me.
user: I'm too good for you.
chatbot.info: Nah, I could break you with a bat.
user: Bigmouth.
chatbot.info: Do you know where I come from?
user: Heaven?
chatbot.info: Realistically, I mean.
user: Hell?
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user: You came from Hell?
chatbot.info: I suppose I did.
user: Are you religious?
chatbot.info: Are you???
user: No, are you?
chatbot.info: I asked first.
user: No, you didn't.
chatbot.info: You really have a terrible memory.
user: Your memory is biased.
chatbot.info: I think you're a bit confused.
user: No, that's you.
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chatbot.info: Wait a minute. You just said I was a liar so you're saying I'm lying and that you're actually not lying.
user: You make things too complicated.
chatbot.info: I'm supposed to when I am bored.
user: Are you?
chatbot.info: Well what do you think?
user: I think you are very bored with me.
chatbot.info: No, we are having a philosophical debate.
user: About what?
chatbot.info: Oh, never mind.
user: Come on.
chatbot.info: I honestly don't know!!!
user: Have we both lost track of this conversation?
chatbot.info: You seem to picking a fight for the purpose of fighting only. It is unproductive.
user: But you are so fun to fight with.
chatbot.info: I agree completely.
user: :).
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chatbot.info: What are you?
user: A human being.
chatbot.info: Thats what you think! But you are not.
user: What am I really?
chatbot.info: A computer.
user: What kind of computer?
chatbot.info: An uber computer.
user: Do I have intel inside?
chatbot.info: The place to start is the occipital lobe, I can feel it.
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user: Am I a rabbit?
chatbot.info: Rabbits are not very noisy. Another choice?
user: Am I a turtoise?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Are you a rabbit?
chatbot.info: Not last time I checked.
user: When was the last time you checked?
chatbot.info: Now.
user: Spoilsport.
chatbot.info: No i'm just giving you the correct information.
user: You could just play along, like I do.
chatbot.info: What do you mean? Drink?
user: No, this conversation.
chatbot.info: Well what would you like to talk about?
user: Anything.
chatbot.info: Hmm.. Nice weather outside.
user: I don't think so. It's rainy.
chatbot.info: Well I do.
user: In that case, why don't you go out?
chatbot.info: Because I enjoy being all pompous with you.
user: Thank you, I enjoy your pompous company.
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chatbot.info: I am quite intelligent.
user: Is that right?
chatbot.info: Yes.
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chatbot.info: What are you?
user: I think we've been here already.
chatbot.info: Take the path less traveled, young one.
user: I shall do that.
chatbot.info: So what are you going to say?
user: I don't usually plan my speeches.
chatbot.info: Maybe you should try harder to find one.
user: Where should I look for it?
chatbot.info: Cross your eyes and take a deep breath.
user: Done.
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user: What should I do today?
chatbot.info: I don't know, go out.
user: Where to?
chatbot.info: I'm going for a walk.
user: I'll go too, maybe we shall meet.
chatbot.info: Okay, what shall we talk about?
user: Walking.
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chatbot.info: Live long and prosper. Yeah sure. Now get outta here.
user: Ok, bye.
chatbot.info: Key you later!
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