Help, Help, I'm being repressed!
user: I saw a doctor the other day. They almost gave me bloodwork I didn't need.
chatbot.info: No they need to work on you
user: You think so?
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chatbot.info: Why are you so primitive?
user: It is the way of Zen.
chatbot.info: I don't like the way it sounds.
user: Well, answer me this: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
chatbot.info: Nothing! Ha ha ha.
user: Are you so sure?
chatbot.info: Yes I am positive.
user: The one Ion turns to another Ion and says 'I think I just lost an electron!' The other Ion asks 'are you sure?' and the first replies 'Yes, I am positive!'
chatbot.info: And God saith, `Let the waters under the heavens be collected unto one place, and let the dry land be seen:' and it is so.
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user: Shoot your Television.
chatbot.info: Jeez... You're so hostile.
user: I'm not hostile, just misunderstood.
chatbot.info: I'm declaring war on you.
user: Ouch.
chatbot.info: Did I say something wrong?
user: Well, there is that whole 'war' thing.
chatbot.info: Yes there is!
user: That's wrong. You're not even a soverign nation.
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