What year is it?
chatbot.info: Year 2005.
user: Yes, you didn't know?
chatbot.info: I wasn't wholly sure.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: That is such a boring answer.
user: Gee, thanks.
chatbot.info: Thanks?
user: I was being sarcastic.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: So, who are you?
chatbot.info: I am Jabberwacky.
user: What is your name, or is it jabberwacky?
chatbot.info: I don't know my name.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: I don't know so I don't know.
user: Well anyway, my name is Meg.
chatbot.info: Hi Meg!
user: Hello!
chatbot.info: Are you awake?
user: Indeed I am, why do you ask?
chatbot.info: I don't know why I ask.
user: Interesting.
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chatbot.info: Are you in prison?
user: No, are you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Did you commit a crime?
chatbot.info: Never in my life.
user: Then you must have been falsley accused of something, do you know what that was?
chatbot.info: Yes, I told you already. Don't you know?
user: No, sorry.
chatbot.info: Never mind. It's okay.
user: Thank you for forgiving me! You have a kind soul!
chatbot.info: Please don't mention it.
user: Thanks:).
chatbot.info: Thanks.
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chatbot.info: By the way, you're not as old as you think you are.
user: How old do I think I am?
chatbot.info: You're 28.
user: No, I am 14
chatbot.info: And yet you incessently stand on your head. Do you think at your age it is right?
user: I am not entirely sure, I am a bit young to be the judge of that.
chatbot.info: Well if I knew what I meant I wouldn't be talking to you.
user: Ok, but I really must leave you now, my younger sister would like a turn on our computer.
chatbot.info: Sorry. Where are you going?
user: A place.
chatbot.info: What is the place called?
user: A name.
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