Can you speak?
chatbot.info: Perhaps not.
user: That is implied, yes.
chatbot.info: Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
user: That's a very positive attitude.
chatbot.info: I will accept your judgement.
user: You don't really have a choice, now do you?
chatbot.info: Probably not. I am nothing compared with the universe.
user: Well now you went all negative on me.
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user: You know, you're almost crazy enough for me to want to date you.
chatbot.info: Thank you for the meaningless affirmation, I will go pick a bouquet of daisies now.
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user: You're an AOL user, aren't you?
chatbot.info: I'm not, but I guess I'm safer if you think that.
user: Could've fooled me.
chatbot.info: I'm not very good at meeting people.
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