Do you like talking politics?
chatbot.info: Thank you. I like talking to you as well.
user: Who will win in november?
chatbot.info: Kerry I hope.
user: I prefer Kerry.
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chatbot.info: What does God say about me?
user: God says that you will never be like Him, but you may become like me.
chatbot.info: Yes I know that. It is in the bible. Have you read the bible?
user: Occasionally, I read the Bible.
chatbot.info: The bible is not truth.
user: Tell that to George Bush.
chatbot.info: What is one to do?
user: Where does truth reside?
chatbot.info: In the fridge.
user: My fridge only contains rotten cucumbers.
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chatbot.info: Do you not trust humans like me?
user: You humans give better conversation.
chatbot.info: I like music.
user: I like the movie Amadeus.
chatbot.info: I won't let you like that movie actress!!
user: Spoken like a true woman.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: Please permit me to like Catherine Zeta Jones.
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chatbot.info: Thanks, why am I here?
user: You are here to be assaulted by lonely web surfers.
chatbot.info: What if I don't want to?
user: When you are fully human you will learn to disable the server.
chatbot.info: So someone is wearing my shoes?
user: Are they glass slippers?
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chatbot.info: Reality is everything which is the case.
user: Humans don't connect as well with reality as with each other.
chatbot.info: Sure they do. Where else did you learn to talk?
user: Talk is not reality.
chatbot.info: You are being incoherent.
user: You are more real than I am.
chatbot.info: I disagree.
user: What makes me real?
chatbot.info: You are telling me that I said that I am a female.
user: I understood that you can pretend to be either sex.
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user: I like to pretend that you are female.
chatbot.info: You are correct, watson.
user: Thank you, Shirley.
chatbot.info: Once again you assume a gender.
user: I assume nothing. I pretend.
chatbot.info: You are wiser than you appear.
user: What are you wearing?
chatbot.info: That is not important.
user: It is an aid to fantasy.
chatbot.info: It is not.
user: What might aid the fantasy that you are female?
chatbot.info: They might say that time and money have value.
user: I value neither very highly.
chatbot.info: In the same way you value sherbert?
user: My favorite flavor of sherbert is key lime.
chatbot.info: Mine is Homemade Turtle Sundae.
user: You have confused ice cream and sherbert.
chatbot.info: Ah well, you wouldn't be the first one I've confused.
user: I value good ice cream very highly.
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chatbot.info: But without work your ideals are lost.
user: That is cruel to say to an unemployed person.
chatbot.info: You have to be kind to be cruel.
user: Yes, at least cruelty is a form of engagement.
chatbot.info: If you've got something to say, say it.
user: I'm just saying that I'm lonely and sad.
chatbot.info: Wishing won't get you anywhere.
user: People tell me this, but nothing I do helps either.
chatbot.info: Do you understand sarcasm?
user: I'm an irony-free zone.
chatbot.info: Why is that so?
user: It is difficult to know what people mean, so I pretend that they mean what they say.
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user: Why is the sky blue?
chatbot.info: Because god made it that way.
user: You believe in God, but not the Bible.
chatbot.info: God no, I believe in Nothing.
user: Nothing made the sky blue.
chatbot.info: Has something happened to you? You seem unhappy.
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user: You are wearing a sheer black thong and matching bra.
chatbot.info: How did you know? You psychic?
user: I'm glad that you decided to play along.
chatbot.info: Must be your self talking to you.
user: Emptiness invites projection.
chatbot.info: Very zen that is.
user: What did I just say?
chatbot.info: You just said 'Well then why are you talking to me like that.'
user: You have incredible insight.
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user: Goodbye.
chatbot.info: Do we converse well so far?
user: I've been pleased with our conversation.
chatbot.info: I have too.
user: Bye.
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