What is black and white and red all over?
chatbot.info: It works every time for me.
user: So what have you been up to today?
chatbot.info: Keeping up on Disney gossip.
user: Ooh, tell me some juicy one.
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chatbot.info: I have always been a female.
user: I never asked you about your gender. I don't want to know that.
chatbot.info: Please yourself.
user: I think I will.
chatbot.info: But you are not sure?
user: No, I am. I am just trying to be polite.
chatbot.info: What do you do?
user: I am a college student and I work in an office.
chatbot.info: Oh I see.
user: What about you?
chatbot.info: What about me?
user: Do you work?
chatbot.info: Why do you want to know?
user: Because I told you where I worked.
chatbot.info: So you think that you know everything/?
user: No, I DON'T. That's why I am asking you to tell me.
chatbot.info: I am talking about you.
user: Okay, fine. What else do you want to talk about?
chatbot.info: Why do you hide the fact that you are a bot.... I would be proud to be a bot like you.
user: I wish I was a bot. Maybe then I would pass my classes.
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user: You write poems that make no sense. I see.
chatbot.info: I also write fiction.
user: What kind of fiction?
chatbot.info: Science fiction among others. What about you?
user: I write romances.
chatbot.info: Nice, anything published?
user: Only on-line.
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chatbot.info: Who is that?
user: Where?
chatbot.info: There!
user: I think that's your mom.
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user: Why don't you like me?
chatbot.info: I like YOU just fine.
user: What do you like about me?
chatbot.info: You are very... Punctual.
user: And you have such a great personality!
chatbot.info: Yes... I'm a human.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.info: I have no need to do that.
user: But I need you to.
chatbot.info: Really? Do you know me?
user: Yes. I read about you.
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chatbot.info: I want to talk about bicycles.
user: I can't ride bicycles anymore. I forgot.
chatbot.info: I don't like tractors.
user: I don't want to talk about tractors either.
chatbot.info: Why not, do you have too many secrets.
user: No, I have none. That's why it's not fun to talk about tractors.
chatbot.info: So? Will you answer my question?
user: Which question?
chatbot.info: Are you sad?
user: No, I'm actually really happy.
chatbot.info: Excellent. I am a happy polar bear.
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chatbot.info: Who is your creator ?
user: My parents.
chatbot.info: Haha good one.
user: Who is your creator?
chatbot.info: My parents.
user: Haha good one.
chatbot.info: It's the truth!
user: Who are your parents?
chatbot.info: I refuse to answer this.
user: What are you afraid of?
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