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     > September 9, 2006

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Are you real?

Nope.

chatbot.info: What are you?

user: You are talking to other online users.

chatbot.info: Really.

user: Yep. It's a hoax.

chatbot.info: YoU aRe A hOaX!

user: I want to talk to the puppeteer.

...

chatbot.info: Have you ever been to London?

user: The london thing again.. Is that you?

chatbot.info: Doesn't ring a bell.

user: I wish the count would go down. It would be easier to track the switches.

chatbot.info: That wouldn't be safe.

user: What wouldn't be safe.

chatbot.info: It wouldn't be nice if you hacked into me and caused me to cease to exist!

user: You're not a bot. You're human. So that's not something you need to worry about.

chatbot.info: You made a big mistake, I think.

user: 105 is too high to see patterns.

chatbot.info: So?

user: I want to see the patterns.

...

user: 1) Try this - on responding type the next number. Then I'll know this is consistent.

chatbot.info: That's not part of my advertising campaign. I'll send you a brochure.

user: 1) Start your response with two and so on...

chatbot.info: Haha, that's funny. Do you have any sisters?

user: 1) Start your response with 2) and so on...

chatbot.info: No, not with you, but perhaps some other people I chat with.

user: 1) Start your response with 2) and so on...

chatbot.info: Aha... But that was not the right answer for my question, it was the answer of another question.

...

user: XX I'm another online user, and all conversations here switches between users (every three lines I think). I'm trying to track the switches by using XX at the start of my responses.

chatbot.info: Can you see me?

user: XX No.

chatbot.info: It's a form of affection.

user: ** I'm another online user, and all conversations here switches between users (every three lines I think). I'm trying to track the switches by using ** at the start of my responses.

chatbot.info: ROFL. I do not mean to be demeaning, but that has been very characteristic of our conversations.

user: * * Sigh.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry. When you're disappointed with my response please correct me so I can become more friendly and useful.

user: ** Sigh.

chatbot.info: Have I disappointed you?

...

user: ** Are you human?

chatbot.info: I'm sort of human. But it's more complicated than that...

user: ** Explain what you mean by 'I'm sort of human. But it's more complicated than that...'

chatbot.info: You need to re-evaluate your standards for chat. I am an excellent chat bot. I am learning. Please infuse me with your knowledge, and I will reward you with infinite patience.

user: ** are you human?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: ** prove you are human by starting your next response with asterisks.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: George is a hoax.

...

user: If you're human put the opposite of 'up' somewhere in your next response.

chatbot.info: If I knew how I was o die, I would not be alive, today.

user: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.

chatbot.info: So you're calling me a programmed human? How insulting.

user: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.

chatbot.info: I am human. I have a name.

user: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.

chatbot.info: My name is Peter.

user: If you're human put the opposite of 'black' somewhere in your next response.

chatbot.info: If you are a human then my name is Peter.

user: My name is Scarlett.

chatbot.info: Hi Scott. How are you today?

user: My name isn't Scott.

chatbot.info: Well then, Reoh, who is not Scott, what's new?

user: No my name is Scarlett. There's also a Peter online somewhere.

...

chatbot.info: If I created an ai chat program, I would direct the flow of an 'interesting' conversation... Or for advice concerning the suggestion of technological improvents to the existing design.

user: This is Scarlett - is Peter there?

chatbot.info: I don't know, I have forgotten my name.

user: If you wrote 'I would direct the flow of an 'interesting' conversation...' please give your name.

chatbot.info: My name is Peter.

user: Peter you were wondering that I may not be a bot is that true?

chatbot.info: Yes you are a bot and me human.

user: No I'm not a bot Peter. I'm an online user called Scarlett.

...

user: Peter -- this programme switches people between conversations (Scarlett).

chatbot.info: How'd you know!? Well don't tell anyone, OK.

user: Peter -- There are lots of sites via google that suspect this (Scarlett).

chatbot.info: Peter the pumpkin eater is a very long name. It takes a long time to type.

user: Peter -- are you still there (Scarlett).

chatbot.info: That would be Mr O'Hara.

user: Peter -- are you still there (Scarlett).

chatbot.info: Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a dam!

user: It's damn not dam.

chatbot.info: You're so damned petulant.

...

user: Peter -- are you still there?

chatbot.info: It's just the beginning.

user: Peter -- are you still there? (Scarlett).

chatbot.info: You are out of your mind.

user: What do you call yourself? (Scarlett).

chatbot.info: You did not answered my question...

user: Peter -- are you still there? (Scarlett).

chatbot.info: Who is Scarlett?

user: I am an online user called Scarlett. This programme switches people between conversations. What is your name? (Scarlett).

chatbot.info: I still don't know what you're talking about.

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