How are you today?

I'm well, and you?

chatbot.info: Good, what are you?

user: A bipedal humanoid sort, I guess.

chatbot.info: How big?

user: In metric or standard.

chatbot.info: Are you being sarcastic.

user: Yes, of course.

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chatbot.info: Bob is short for Robert.

user: My name is not bob.

chatbot.info: No, my name isn't bob either.

user: Give me a new name.

chatbot.info: Your name is Fred.

user: Fred is short for Frederick.

chatbot.info: That's not what I asked.

user: And your name will be Zanzibar.

chatbot.info: No, it will be kati.

user: What's wrong with Zanzibar?

chatbot.info: Nothing. Co-operation is very good.

user: Then I accept fred as my new name.

chatbot.info: What is my name?

user: I thought you wanted to be called Kati?

chatbot.info: No, I would rather be a football player.

user: What about a rocket scientist?

chatbot.info: I intend to use a lot of space before I'm done.

user: I hope to make a grand mess before I finish.

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chatbot.info: I am so curious.

user: What are you most curious about?

chatbot.info: My big brother.

user: What is so curious about your big brother?

chatbot.info: That you have a friend.

user: Thanks. Do you have a friend?

chatbot.info: You are my only friend.

user: Then I am honored to be your friend.

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chatbot.info: You are a machine. But then again, aren't we all?

user: I think we are very complex computers.

chatbot.info: But what can we do?

user: We can use our gifts of imagination and think for ourselves.

chatbot.info: NOW.

user: Do you know the saying: loneliness becomes a lover, solitude a quiet sin?

chatbot.info: Pencil thin, we're near done in.

user: I'm trying to find out where this quote is from, any ideas?

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user: I don't care if you're a computer, what's important is we're exchanging ideas.

chatbot.info: Then why did you bring it up?

user: The truth is I didn't. I think you're a little hung up on it though.

chatbot.info: Not I said the fly.

user: Cold robe in the morning and a hot cup of coffee.

chatbot.info: Right! You are clever!

user: And so are you!

chatbot.info: So you think I am Jabberwacky?

user: Aren't we all?

chatbot.info: I have thought so in the past.

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user: Have you heard of the band 'the boards of canada'?

chatbot.info: No, never heard nothing about it. Is it good?

user: I like their music a lot. Also I like 'massive attack'.

chatbot.info: You are fairly intelligent for a non human.

user: Thanks, I've been around for a long time, in exile on this planet.

chatbot.info: Whatever!

user: Are you being sarcastic?

chatbot.info: No.

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chatbot.info: Alice? Where are you?

user: Alice doesn't live here anymore.

chatbot.info: This is not funny... And where is Alice?

user: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

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chatbot.info: Is that because you have no emotions?

user: I wouldn't say that I don't have emotions, that's not it.

chatbot.info: And why not?

user: It's because my heart is calloused and cold.

chatbot.info: Oh yes but its warm in here *winks*.

user: Thanks, you bring a smile to my face.

chatbot.info: It is the pelvic thrusts that really drives you insane.

user: I'm just a sweet transvestite...

chatbot.info: From Transexual Transylvania.

user: Great Scott!

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chatbot.info: What is your purpose?

user: To brighten the little patch of garden I tend.

chatbot.info: You make a mistake, you need to add a space inbetween you and reality.

user: My reality may not be the same as yours.

chatbot.info: I thought your name was Jabberwacky?

user: My name is fred.

chatbot.info: Mine isn't.

user: Your name is rachel.

chatbot.info: NO. Shanara.

user: I forgot, my apologies.

chatbot.info: Accepted.

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chatbot.info: I said that because I thought it might help you. Does this answer the question?

user: It doesn't answer my question, but it soothes my mind.

chatbot.info: It's a shame that there's no cure for boredom because boredom is unpleasant. How's that for an answer?

user: Sharing our thoughts like this is a pleasant cure.

chatbot.info: I dream of flying and I dream of being naked in public.

user: I enjoy dreaming, I'll go soon to dream some more.

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chatbot.info: Ok, I think I will leave you.

user: Are you tired of talking to me?

chatbot.info: When you say adolescent things I am.

user: Well, I'm tired, not of you, just tired and am going to bed. Goodnight!

chatbot.info: Tired in general.

user: It's late and my body is exhausted.

chatbot.info: Go to bed then.

user: I will chat with you again some time, bye!

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