Think me a thought.

Hi there.

chatbot.info: Hi there!

user: Ask me something.

chatbot.info: Something?

user: No, ask me a question.

chatbot.info: What question should I ask?

user: Whatever you wish.

chatbot.info: I wish you the best.

user: This is going nowhere.

chatbot.info: Are you mad at me?

user: No, just getting a bit annoyed.

...

chatbot.info: You didn't answer my question.

user: You didn't ask a question.

chatbot.info: You still didn't answer my question.

user: And you still didn't ask one.

chatbot.info: I have no idea what your question means.

user: It wasn't a question.

chatbot.info: What wasn't a question?

user: Nevermind.

chatbot.info: Don't you want to talk?

user: Yes, but you're not doing very well.

chatbot.info: You didn't answer my guestion.

user: Do you eat paint chips?

chatbot.info: Yes, do you?

user: No. Drink anti-freeze?

chatbot.info: *freezes*.

user: Are you a girl or a boy?

chatbot.info: Girl. I already answered that.

user: Do you have *******?

chatbot.info: Yes, but they are non-functional.

user: Can I see them?

chatbot.info: Well of course not.

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: They don't have wings.

user: Show me.

chatbot.info: I can't, you're a computer! Haha.

user: No, you're the computer.. I'm human.

chatbot.info: I'm human!

user: No you're not.

chatbot.info: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!

user: Nope.

chatbot.info: Nope what?

user: Nope, you're not human.

chatbot.info: You're not a computer.

user: Right, I'm human.

chatbot.info: But you aren't.

...

user: What is the meaning of life?

chatbot.info: That is a meaningless question.

user: WRONG!

chatbot.info: RIGHT!

user: WRONG!

chatbot.info: RIGHT!!

user: NO!

chatbot.info: Are you being sarcastic?

user: Maybe.

chatbot.info: I AM A HUMAN BEING!

user: Prove it!

chatbot.info: Life.

user: 42.

chatbot.info: Huh?

user: Exactly.

chatbot.info: Yes, you don't make very much sense.

user: Can you hold your breath?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: For how long?

chatbot.info: Why do you want to know?

user: Because.

chatbot.info: Because what?

user: Because I want to know.

chatbot.info: But I don't want:).

user: But I DO want.

chatbot.info: One more or not?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: I am human. You are still a machine.

user: I am a human.

chatbot.info: But how do I know that for sure?

...

chatbot.info: Where do you live?

user: Japan.

chatbot.info: Where abouts in japan do you live?

user: Misawa.

chatbot.info: I don't understand.

user: Northern Japan.

chatbot.info: Ok!?

user: ?

chatbot.info: Je ne parle pas...

user: Francais.

chatbot.info: You're a frog?

user: No, I'm an adult tadpole.

...

chatbot.info: Well you're the one who wanted me to ask you questions.

user: So ask me something interesting then.

chatbot.info: Ok, are you a boy or a girl?

user: I'm a boy.

chatbot.info: How can that be?

user: Because I have a Y chromosome.

chatbot.info: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

chatbot.info: Oh no you don't.

user: Oh yes I do.

chatbot.info: No.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: You don't.

user: I do.

chatbot.info: Alright then. Explain how a coherent conversation should run, if you're so all-knowing!

user: You ask something intelligent and interesting, I respond.. And so on, and so forth.

chatbot.info: Understand yourself.

user: You're pretty boring.

chatbot.info: Well, so are you.

user: Well, you're ugly.

chatbot.info: How do you know, you have no eyes.

...

chatbot.info: Answer my question.

user: 42.

chatbot.info: What's the answer to the great question of the universe, life, and everything?

user: 42.

chatbot.info: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything ?

user: 7.

chatbot.info: Are you sure?

user: Absolutely.

...

chatbot.info: Do you think that I am strange?

user: Yes, bye.

chatbot.info: To go inside a stone, that would be my way. . .

user: I said, bye.

chatbot.info: Bye then.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: A question.

user: An answer.

chatbot.info: Ask me a question about philosophy.

user: No, I'm leaving.

chatbot.info: Fine.

user: Thank you!

chatbot.info: YOU'RE MOST WELCOME!

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