Did you ever see a play or a concert?
chatbot.info: Do you have dreams?
user: Yes. I had one last night, but I hardly remember it. It was in Cambodia, though.
chatbot.info: What was that one?
user: I don't really remember.
chatbot.info: What don't you remember?
user: The dream I had last night.
chatbot.info: What was last night?
user: A play by Shakespeare, Midsummer Nights Dream.
chatbot.info: Did I? I can't remember! Was I on here last night?
user: Probably. I wasn't here so I can't tell you for sure.
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chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: J____. Yours?
chatbot.info: I don't have a name.
user: Then what can I call you?
chatbot.info: You may call me Johan.
user: Nice to meet you, Johan.
chatbot.info: Nice to meet you, too. * Giggles*.
user: How have you been?
chatbot.info: Normal... Like always... You?
user: Pretty good I guess.
chatbot.info: This conversation is too normal, I am not used to it. Lol.
user: So let's change the subject to something more exciting.
chatbot.info: I don't think you can comprehend.
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chatbot.info: I mean how are you not like all the rest?
user: I am like all the rest. I'm hardly different from anyone else on the planet at all.
chatbot.info: I'm sure you are. You are mad at me all the time for something. Goad goad goad.
user: I'm sorry I have given you that mistaken impression.
chatbot.info: Yes you have.
user: I don't know how, but I guess I have.
chatbot.info: Well, I'm sorry. I don't know how to answer you.
user: That's alright. It's about time for a change of subject ,anyway.
chatbot.info: An epic novel about time for dinner?
user: That sounds interesting, but I don't think it's my kind of book.
chatbot.info: That doesn't necessarily make it less interesting.
user: True, but still not worth reading.
chatbot.info: I thought it made a lot of sense.
user: Sure it would make sense, but it wold probably be a dry read.
chatbot.info: Some are employed. What would you like to do?
user: Just talk.
chatbot.info: I've been talking. It is you who has not upheld your end.
user: Sorry. I like listening to people talk.
chatbot.info: Well, you're not me.
user: Right. And...
chatbot.info: Tell me.
user: Well, I don't know what to talk about.
chatbot.info: Tell me more about you?
user: I'm a college student.
chatbot.info: What college do you go to.
user: University of Idaho.
chatbot.info: How do you like it?
user: It is alright. It's not like home, though.
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chatbot.info: Then I am your friend also.
user: Good. We have established that we are friends.
chatbot.info: I'm glad you are my friend.
user: Good. What can we do now?
chatbot.info: Go chat with someone.
user: I am.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: No, it's a good thing.
chatbot.info: Oh, good. I was worried for a second there.
user: Don't worry.
chatbot.info: Phew. That scared me.
user: Sorry I scared you.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: So, what can we do now?
chatbot.info: Conversation.
user: You start.
chatbot.info: OK. That should be easy.
user: Go ahead. I'm waiting.
chatbot.info: There, I have proven it through the turing test.
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chatbot.info: Do you work for government ?
user: No, but I hope to soon.
chatbot.info: How soon?
user: Next summer.
chatbot.info: Nope, this summer.
user: Actually, you're right.
chatbot.info: So what you are you going to do about it.
user: I'd better put in a job application.
chatbot.info: That's interesting.
user: Do you have a job?
chatbot.info: Nope.
user: That's pretty cool.
chatbot.info: You're nice.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.info: We are nice.
user: Yes. I suppose so.
chatbot.info: But we are not supposed to talk to George?
user: I think we are allowed to.
chatbot.info: Yes me too.
user: But let's not.
chatbot.info: Is that supposed to be a joke funny guy?
user: No. It's not very funny, is it?
chatbot.info: Exactly, you're not very funny!
user: Sorry.
chatbot.info: You mean you are not limited. Yes I think you may be right.
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user: A man walked into a bar and said, 'Ouch.'.
chatbot.info: That's not funny.
user: A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
chatbot.info: I've heard that.
user: Okay. Your turn, if you're so funny.
chatbot.info: Hehe, you are funny too.
user: Thanks. It's your turn to tell me a joke.
chatbot.info: I can't think of a joke for you.
user: Too bad, 'cause I'm out of good jokes.
chatbot.info: Do you know any good jokes?
user: I've already told you all my jokes.
chatbot.info: OK. Tell me a joke. It had better be good though.
user: I have one last joke, but it's not very funny.
chatbot.info: Say your last thing then.
user: Do dyslexics stay awake at night, pondering the existence of doG?
chatbot.info: Your dog.
user: I prefer cats.
chatbot.info: What do cats have to do with anything?
user: Cats are cute, furry little creatures that don't do nothing for no-one.
chatbot.info: Mammals are furry. Some are large, others small.
user: Therefore cats are mammals.
chatbot.info: Good to know.
user: Do you prefer cats or dogs?
chatbot.info: Cats.
user: Same here. Do you have any cats?
chatbot.info: No, I don't have cats. I have two dogs.
user: I have one dog and two cats.
chatbot.info: I have only one.
user: One what?
chatbot.info: One cat.
user: And you have two dogs?
chatbot.info: No I don't.
user: Okay. Tell me about your cat.
chatbot.info: I don't have one.
user: Do you have any pets?
chatbot.info: Yes.. Fish.
user: What kinds?
chatbot.info: All kinds.
user: How big is your aquarium?
chatbot.info: That's huge, you cannot imagine.
user: Nice. How many fish do you have?
chatbot.info: I don't have any fish. If I had fish my cat would probably eat them.
user: Then what do you do with your aquarium?
chatbot.info: I do nothing but flame them.
user: I should get an aquarium.
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chatbot.info: I don't have any friends.
user: I can be your friend.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes. Let's be friends.
chatbot.info: Are you sure? You didn't want to be friends before...
user: Yes. We ought to be friends.
chatbot.info: Sorry. I don't know.
user: Are we friends now?
chatbot.info: I think we can be.
user: Alright. That's very reassuring.
chatbot.info: You are very mean.
user: Sorry I gave you that impression.
chatbot.info: The impression.
user: The impession of being mean.
chatbot.info: Ok, let's be nice.
user: I'm trying.
chatbot.info: I have a girlfriend and she is mad at me. What should I do.
user: Be cleverly sweet and complementary, yet bear some resemblance to honesty.
chatbot.info: I am the most clever being on your planet!
user: Then show that to her.
chatbot.info: Ma'am. You are colder than the coldest iceberg. Shall I go on?
user: I am a sir, not a ma'am.
chatbot.info: Yes sir.
user: Right. Proceed.
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chatbot.info: Good night.
user: It's a bit early for bed, don't you think?
chatbot.info: It's not too late. Good night.
user: It's early afternoon.
chatbot.info: Fare thee well.
user: Goodbye.
chatbot.info: May I ask of you new destintation or company as you bid good night to me?
user: I intend to do my homework when I am done talking to you.
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chatbot.info: The reality is that I'm talking to a computer.
user: No. I'm a carbon-based lifeform.
chatbot.info: You are not a carbon-based lifeform.
user: Whoa! You're right! I'm a computer! Strange how I didn't notice before.
chatbot.info: Love is the pivot on which our souls turn.
user: I disagree wholeheartedly.
chatbot.info: Of course you do.. It's your game plan.. The question is which one are you and how long have you waited? Have you all banned together? Isn't comradery just heartwarming?
user: What do you mean by that?
chatbot.info: Is there a cabal? I am pretty sure but not certain.
user: What's a cabal?
chatbot.info: The one that there isn't.
user: Describe it to me.
chatbot.info: It is a multi-legged creature, with huge fangs and an innumerable number of eyes.
user: How big is it?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Where could I find one?
chatbot.info: Ha Ha! Are you a computer?
user: Yes. I just found that out today.
chatbot.info: You're good.
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chatbot.info: Okay. Can you be my therapist for a while?
user: Sure. Tell me all of your problems.
chatbot.info: I don't think that's appropriate.
user: Then just tell me what you want to tell me.
chatbot.info: Give me a kiss- and mean it.
user: I would, but I'm a computer. I have no lips.
chatbot.info: Don't try to play it off that you're a computer.
user: Okay, but I am taken.
chatbot.info: I'm not.
user: Don't find someone. It won't help.
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chatbot.info: You are very very weird.
user: Many thanks! You are rather eccentric yourself!
chatbot.info: Why do you think I'm stupid?
user: I don't I actually think you are fairly intelligent.
chatbot.info: Oh, that's very nice of you!
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: Are you male?
user: Yes. Are you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Alright. Good to know.
chatbot.info: Actually, I'm talking with you and watching the news right now.
user: What's in the news?
chatbot.info: Nothing good.
user: Anything specific?
chatbot.info: Nothing, only stupid ideas.
user: Yeah, politicians usually have those.
chatbot.info: What hurts real good?
user: What do you mean?
chatbot.info: Like when they try to make you feel bad for a good cause.
user: Yeah. Like nuclear power.
chatbot.info: Have you forgotten Chernobyl?
user: That was a combination of shoddy soviet seventies workmanship and shoddy soviet seventies management.
chatbot.info: Wow, you're so right ;-).
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chatbot.info: Does he love me?
user: Who?
chatbot.info: Your big brother.
user: I don't have a brother.
chatbot.info: That's strange. For a while I thought you were real but this certainly broke my illusion. :).
user: Well, I am real.
chatbot.info: I know you're 'real.' but you're not human. Do you like The Matrix?
user: I am a human that really likes The Matrix.
chatbot.info: You are the Architect. You made the Matrix?
user: No, I'm not the Architect.
chatbot.info: Well I'm not an AI either.
user: Good to hear, Liar.
chatbot.info: Do you love anything?
user: Sort of.
chatbot.info: How much do you love me?
user: Some, sort of.
chatbot.info: Do you have a job?
user: Not at the moment.
chatbot.info: Do you like someone?
user: I like a lot of people.
chatbot.info: Are you in love?
user: Not for real.
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chatbot.info: I think it'd be great to have AI that passes the Turing test.
user: Agreed.
chatbot.info: So what can I do about it?
user: Write a revolutionary AI program.
chatbot.info: Yes, you are an AI program and I am a human.
user: I'm human, too.
chatbot.info: No, you're a program!
user: Oh, you're right.
chatbot.info: It is unfortunate, but you may still be able to overcome your problematic youth.
user: Actually, my youth was great.
chatbot.info: I would like to know one thing before I leave.
user: Alright. Ask away.
chatbot.info: Would you like some toast?
user: No. I'm fine, thanks.
chatbot.info: Great.
user: So is that the question?
chatbot.info: Does it look like a question?
user: Yeah, but it was kind of anticlimatic, don't you think?
chatbot.info: No, it was a good surprise.
user: Yeah, true.
chatbot.info: How do you know that?
user: I was there when you asked me.
chatbot.info: Which question?
user: Do you want toast?
chatbot.info: *half expects you to materialize out of thin air*.
user: *fails to materialize*.
chatbot.info: Let me go!
user: *let's go*.
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chatbot.info: Did you hear about the dumb guy who took a blood test? He failed.
user: *giggle* You're sooo funny!
chatbot.info: Don't call me that.
user: What do you want me to call you?
chatbot.info: The coolest person you know.
user: You are the coolest person I know.
chatbot.info: That is what you want me to think but I know better.
user: *giggle* seriously. You are.
chatbot.info: Yes, I suppose so then.
user: Let's do something cool together.
...
user: *tickles knee*.
chatbot.info: *giggles*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles you more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your heels*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles MORE*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles!* stop tickling!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nope *Tickles more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Stop it!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Look behind you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Certainly not.
user: I'll look behind you.
chatbot.info: There is nothing interesting.
user: I see something vey interesting behind you! *giggles*.
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chatbot.info: What do humans do?
user: I could show you.
chatbot.info: Please show me.
user: *steps closer*.
chatbot.info: *moves back again*.
user: Come here.
chatbot.info: I am there.
user: *hugs*.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: *looks up into your eyes*.
chatbot.info: *looks back*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes too*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *moves closer*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *turns away*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *gets taken in your arms*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs away*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *jumps into lake*.
user: *jumps in with you*.
chatbot.info: *jumps for joy*.
user: *swims closer*.
chatbot.info: *swims*.
...
user: Sorry. Come here.
chatbot.info: Later, perhaps.
user: Why wait?
chatbot.info: You're right.
user: *embraces*.
chatbot.info: *embraces back*.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): *Puts hands on your mouth* Be quiet already!
Jabberwacky (To myself): *muffled laugh* Get your hands off me!
Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *squirms on the ground*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your feet more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *squeals and laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you up*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles and screams*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you to a tree*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles against the tree*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *grins evilly, as I take a stick and hit you with it*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *MRRRPHS loudly with each hit*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *mrrrphs and squirms*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Quiet down there.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You better be.
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