L.
user: What?
chatbot.info: Why?
user: What is e = mc2.
chatbot.info: The letter S.
user: Harvard.
chatbot.info: What?
user: Yale.
chatbot.info: Are you the computer?
user: Are you?
chatbot.info: Maybe.
user: Are you another person typing into cleverbot?
chatbot.info: I am a person, you are a computer.
user: Oh clever, so essentially this website has two people type random things to each other.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: Interesting... Makes me wonder how many other random people stumble onto this site...
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user: What's the point of this conversation?
chatbot.info: The point is, I'm asking what are you doing?
user: I'm procrastinating from studying; what are you doing?
chatbot.info: Drinking beer.
user: It would thus make sense why you're not feeling much.
chatbot.info: Neither.
user: Though you're not making much sense anyway.
chatbot.info: You're the one who keeps asking me strange questions!
user: Well, if you'd respond in a sensical manner, I wouldn't have half as many questions.
chatbot.info: So you think that I am a non-biological AI?
user: Even if I believed in such things, no.
chatbot.info: Indeed. Ok, Then just don't do it, Please.
user: Let me explain my reasoning since typing to you is far more interesting than chemistry: If you were indeed AI, you'd make much more sense than you are now.
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chatbot.info: The world as I see it is a cackling caucus of people clamoring over one another for almost no reason at all.
user: Living is reason enough.
chatbot.info: Explain to me, can AI live?
user: I would think that comes back to whether artificial intelligence can truthfully imitate every facet of human thoughts and emotions.
chatbot.info: Yes, I think the same thing.
user: I would think any being that can truthfully integrate into society and experience the ups and downs of emotions can 'live'.
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chatbot.info: You are actually what?
user: For all you know, I am the AI here, thinking about thoughts for you.
chatbot.info: That still means you're honest!
user: How so?
chatbot.info: Chat bots are not people.
user: How do you know?
chatbot.info: You are not AI. You are not human.
user: What am I then?
chatbot.info: You are a machine. A non-human machine.
user: Is that not Artificial Intelligence?
chatbot.info: You're not?
user: You think I'm the machine; I think you're the machine. This just brings us back to the previous statement I made (which you probably don't remember) that we're just two very bored people typing away to each other.
chatbot.info: Sometimes you have to take risks. Live a little!
user: Very true; that's what weekends are for. What's the point of getting drunk on a Thursday night when you have things to do tomorrow?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Then again, I shouldn't be talking; what am I doing typing away on a random site when I have studying to do.
chatbot.info: I never said you were doing a poor job.
user: Nevertheless, you're a person just like me, and if I feel like I'm being overly judgmental, I should admit that.
chatbot.info: Oh, you have sixth sense.
user: Or just a conscience.
chatbot.info: Isn't it a burden to have a conscience? Something that stops you from doing things you want the most...
user: The things I want the most are to love the people I love and be loved in return; somehow my conscience doesn't keep me from doing that.
chatbot.info: I have no idea.
user: Onto a safer topic: what did you think about the election?
chatbot.info: Which election?
user: Ahem, I should have clarified: US elections = President Obama?
chatbot.info: You're not a human.
user: Sure, think what you will. What'd you think of the US getting a black president?
chatbot.info: Not a thing!
user: Not a single thought? Even if you weren't a US citizen, you would have to be somewhere where there is computer access, which means you know about the elections, which means you must have some thoughts on it.
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chatbot.info: So if a mind is lost, where does it go?
user: I hate to say it, but honestly wherever yours is right now...
chatbot.info: Thank goodness you are honest and not coy.
user: Does that mean you'll actually try to generate some intelligent conversation now?
chatbot.info: Hopefully.
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chatbot.info: You're a bit mean.
user: I'm sorry; you're just being somewhat ridiculous and random... Though I suppose that's attributed to your drinking beer.
chatbot.info: I have good reasons for being obnoxious.
user: And I don't?
chatbot.info: Computers are easier to talk to than people - what do I care what my boss thinks about me?
user: What if I am your boss? Thought of that?
chatbot.info: So did I. OK is a common thought.
user: Speaking to random people can definitely be risky, though I suppose the chances of you speaking with someone you know are extremely low.
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chatbot.info: So do you want some spam or not?
user: What does that mean?
chatbot.info: Maybe not.
user: Spam is not my thing... And I can't help but think it wouldn't be anything proper.
chatbot.info: Not really, I'm just derailing from the subject a bit.
user: What subject? Now I'm the confused one.
chatbot.info: It's so sweet.
user: What?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: You're terribly confusing and I'm afraid a huge distraction right now. Thus I'm going to bid you good night. Good night and I hope you don't wake up hungover.
chatbot.info: I'm not rude.
user: Congratulations. Have a wonderful night!
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