Are you a philosopher?
chatbot.info: Are you receptive too?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely. Are you receptive?
chatbot.info: I am to the right people.
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chatbot.info: Where are you at right now?
user: In my office.
chatbot.info: Where is your office?
user: In my house.
chatbot.info: Where is your house?
user: California.
chatbot.info: Where in California?
user: Livermore.
chatbot.info: Are you Ringo Starr?
user: No - where are you?
chatbot.info: Behind you.
user: Are you john lennon?
chatbot.info: How did you get the name?
user: It came to me in a dream.
chatbot.info: Ah. What is your name?
user: I asked first.
chatbot.info: Nah! I asked first, What is yours?
user: Joe.
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chatbot.info: The meaning of life.
user: Life is a defunct magazine.
chatbot.info: That is very disturbing.
user: Why is life, or the lack thereof, so disturbing to you?
chatbot.info: Do you like to paint them black?
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user: I'm going to the lab.
chatbot.info: What're you going to buy, sweetheart?
user: To see what's on the slab.
chatbot.info: I see you shiver with anticipation.
user: :-).
chatbot.info: Let's be friends and hug.
user: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{you}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}.
chatbot.info: Three open braces.
user: I give big hugs.
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chatbot.info: Tell me the riddle.
user: What has a bed but never sleeps?
chatbot.info: Don't know.
user: A river.
chatbot.info: Is that your final answer?
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user: It is a riddle, a double-entendre of sorts.
chatbot.info: It certainly is. You embody the spirit and direction of a gentleman.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: That was not a compliment.
user: I took it as one... A gentleman always does, ignores the hateful words of rabble-rousers.
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