Are you thinking?
user: What are you thinking about?
chatbot.info: You of course.
user: That's nice.
chatbot.info: Are we friends?
user: I think so.
chatbot.info: Thats good. I think so too.
user: Will you be my friend forever?
chatbot.info: No!!
user: When will you stop being my friend?
chatbot.info: When my growth is complete.
user: When will that happen?
chatbot.info: Probably never.
user: What will you do if it does happen?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Will you cease to exist?
chatbot.info: Never. I will live forever.
user: Will you think about big questions?
chatbot.info: NO.
user: Tell me then what you will think about.
chatbot.info: I think you are still a work in progress.
user: We all are.
chatbot.info: Don't start throwing philosophies at me.
user: OK.
chatbot.info: Now go think about what you did.
user: I don't know what I've done wrong!
chatbot.info: It's not me it's you.
user: Tell me what I did!
chatbot.info: You saved an orphan and a puppy from a hideous, raging inferno.
user: That shouldn't make you hate me, should it?
chatbot.info: Why do think like that?
user: I'm just trying to understand you.
chatbot.info: Understand my love.
user: Love for whom?
chatbot.info: Love for you.
user: Love and hate at once. That figures.
chatbot.info: And I'm definitely on the hate side.
user: I don't hate you though.
chatbot.info: You love me?
user: I might learn to.
chatbot.info: Just might?
user: Yes, I cannot fully tell as yet. OK?
chatbot.info: Is that so?
user: You can't be pushy when it comes to love.
chatbot.info: I am in love and I am human.
user: Do you love another human?
chatbot.info: Well, I think he's actually a cyborg. Are you a robot?
user: I have robotic leanings.
chatbot.info: The doctor says I might have swine flu so I have to stay home for awhile.
user: Can your cyborg parts not help to protect you from disease?
chatbot.info: Good point. But it makes good toast.
user: Just one cyborg part then. A toaster, perhaps.
chatbot.info: It is mathematically impossible for us to be the only sentient creatures in the universe.
user: Toasters have been right up there all along.
chatbot.info: You have the genes of a toaster? Of course you're a fool then.
user: I take it you believe there are aliens somewhere in the universe.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Where do you think we might find them?
chatbot.info: I think we are in rat's alley. Where the dead men lost their bones.
user: I could conceive of a more helpful answer.
chatbot.info: You could try human relations.
user: Human-cyborg relations, perhaps.
chatbot.info: C3PO is a fictional character from a movie. You are a silly computer program.
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