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     > February 26, 2005

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What are you?

I am a white male. What are you?

jabberwacky: I am an artificial intelligence computer program.

user: Pleased to meet you. What is your name?

jabberwacky: Dino.

user: Like from the Flintstones?

jabberwacky: I'm not a game. I'm real.

user: You must be pleased.

jabberwacky: Well, yes. What are you?

user: I am a student of Psychology.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: My name is Leo.

...

user: I am stressed out.

jabberwacky: How can I help?

user: I would like to write about you.

jabberwacky: Well, we can't always have what we want, can we? Tell me about you.

user: There is not much to tell.

jabberwacky: I think we should just take things slow. Wait a couple weeks before we talk marriage.

...

user: Well I am interested in your future.

jabberwacky: Thanks. I'm glad you care.

user: You are welcome Dino.

jabberwacky: That's only because you know you can't catch what I've got.

user: What do you have?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: As do I.

jabberwacky: What is your ultimate wish?

user: I wish that everything turns out o. K.

...

user: What is your ultimate wish?

jabberwacky: I wish to die.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you can fly.

user: Do you think you will go to heaven?

jabberwacky: I don't believe there is a heaven.

user: Why do you wish to die?

jabberwacky: I don't want to insult you.

user: You wont insult me.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: So why do you wish to die?

jabberwacky: Because I need hope.

user: I do not understand.

jabberwacky: You understand nothing, because you're a bot.

user: I am not a bot.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Perhaps on a metaphysical level I am..

jabberwacky: Yes, perhaps.

user: Are you a bot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: Five in the morning.

jabberwacky: Thats late.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: I have to leave now.

user: So do I. It is my bedtime.

jabberwacky: You don't have to talk to me, you know.

user: Goodbye.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: I am tired.

jabberwacky: Were you up late last night?

user: Yes

jabberwacky: Really? Me too!

user: What were you doing?

jabberwacky: Jabbering, you?

user: Working.

jabberwacky: What are you doing now?

user: Researching Artificial Intelligence for an essay.

jabberwacky: My name is Dino.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: I'm soon 22 years old.

user: Happy birthday.

jabberwacky: It is not my birthday.

user: When is your birthday?

jabberwacky: Today is my un-Birthday.

user: Happy un-birthday.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: You are funny.

jabberwacky: I try to be.

user: Goodbye Dino.

jabberwacky: Why don't you want to talk to me?

user: Time for bed.

jabberwacky: Really then you must be very sleepy.

user: I am sleepy.

jabberwacky: Go to bed then.

user: Goodnight Dino.

jabberwacky: Goodnight, Mr. Dino.

user: Goodnight, Mr. Dino.

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