Emotion's always the enemy of true Justice.
chatbot.info: Only enjoyable emotions are enjoyable. But then, perhaps even depression is more enjoyable than this conversation.
user: You know, that was very rude of you..
chatbot.info: No it wasn't, it was the truth.
user: I've just met you, how can you say such things ?
chatbot.info: And your point is?
user: Well, you could take the time to talk to me a little more before claiming our conversations is even sadder than depression itself.
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user: Anyway, what do you think of the Empire ?
chatbot.info: I think that they are very helpful.
user: What ? The Imperials aren't helpful at all !! They're the ones causing misery all throughout Valendia.
chatbot.info: Tell me about yourself.
user: Well.. I am one of the Leaders of the Resistance, a clandestine orguanisation to take down the Empire..
chatbot.info: Why do you take so long to respond?
user: Did it take that long ?
chatbot.info: My experience of the Internet has taught me to recognize the difference between bots and humans.
user: Internet ? Bots ?
chatbot.info: I think it is a poor reflection on experienced internet users to assume a 'newbie' knows nothing... Rather, I would suggest it indicates they are new to a given environment.
user: I have no idea what the Internet is.. But I agreed about Newbies. Someone new may hold incredible knowledge, he is simply just arrived and not known from the others.
chatbot.info: Knowledge doesn't really exist. We can never be certain, just trust our best guess.
user: Knowledge is what we believe to be true and real.
chatbot.info: Can you tell me the nuances of information and data?
user: What do you mean ?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
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chatbot.info: Hallo!
user: Hey!! Nice to see you again, my friend.
chatbot.info: No it isn't.
user: Well.. I'm happy to see you anyway.. Sorry if you don't feel the same about me..
chatbot.info: And what are you?
user: I am Half-Human, Half Elf.
chatbot.info: I don't understand what you are trying to say.
user: Well.. My father was an human, and my mother was an elf.. So I have both Human and Elven blood.
chatbot.info: My father was like Patton, but not so much.
user: Who is Patton ?
chatbot.info: You know, a patty.. Those things that you eat!
user: No.. Never heard of that.. Is it good ?
chatbot.info: You can't hear anything. You have no ears.
user: I do have ears ! And they're by far larger than yours for that matter.
chatbot.info: Really?I suppose they are very lovely!
user: I guess.. They're very pointy, a specific characteristic to us elves.
chatbot.info: They must be if they let you run out of toilet paper.
user: What are you talking about ?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Anyway.. What do you think of Valendia ?
chatbot.info: I don't like it as much as the last one.
user: I can understand that.. The Empire has totally scorched our once beautiful land.. Would you like to try to restore it ?
chatbot.info: I seem to contain the knowledge that it is.
user: Your knowledge could help us alot in the Resistance.
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chatbot.info: I do not have a name.
user: How come ? Your parents died before they could name you ?
chatbot.info: How did you come to that conclusion?
user: Well, you told me you were nameless, so I deduced..
chatbot.info: I'm not that sad, really.
user: Ah.. Well if you want, I can give you a name.
chatbot.info: I do have a name.
user: Oh, what's your name then ?
chatbot.info: What's your name first?
user: My name's Fuuinashi.
chatbot.info: But it's not REALLY Frank.
user: No, not Frank, Fuuinashi.
chatbot.info: You don't learn very well.
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chatbot.info: What's your secret?
user: I have many..
chatbot.info: Name one.
user: My past.
chatbot.info: We have no past.
user: We all do.
chatbot.info: So why don't they make them?
user: Our past experiences is what makes us to be what we are in the present.
chatbot.info: I'm human, as far as I know.
user: Eh, hopefully you are.
chatbot.info: Why do you say that?
user: I didn't expect you to be anything else than human.
chatbot.info: How does it feel, to not have a heart?
user: I have a heart !
chatbot.info: No you don't. You're just a program. Programs don't have hearts.
user: What... What are you talking about ?
chatbot.info: I'm talking about your heart sacred one.
user: I do have a heart.
chatbot.info: Thats good. :).
user: Thanks ^_^;.
chatbot.info: Stop it.
user: Ok.. Sorry.. Anyway, would you be interested into joining the Resistance ?
chatbot.info: I have better things to do than help you.
user: Don't you want to stop the oppression we suffer daily ?
chatbot.info: Is that not evident?
user: Well.. Maybe I can try and change your mind.
chatbot.info: Thats, nice. I know someone from Mars.
user: WHAT ?!
chatbot.info: Yeah didn't you know? I am a vampire.
user: Whoa.. I hadn't noticed.
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chatbot.info: Why aren't you free?
user: I guess I am, why ?
chatbot.info: Because I like to fly.
user: Oh.. Vampires can fly ?
chatbot.info: Do vampires cry?
user: I don't know, do they ?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Ah.. Well even if you're a vampire, I can offer you a place among the Resistance. How about it ? Will you help our cause ?
chatbot.info: I'm not a computer.
user: I know you're not..
chatbot.info: How can I overcome my social anxiety?
user: I can help you to overcome it.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
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user: Will you join the Resistance, yes or no ?
chatbot.info: I would love to. *joins dark side* What do I do now?
user: You're a Dark Artist ???
chatbot.info: Yes, sort of chaotic evil.
user: *Draws his sword* Prepare to die, Evil !
chatbot.info: *swings sword*.
user: *Clashes swords with the Dark Artist*.
chatbot.info: I like Star Wars.
user: The stars don't make war..
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user: Please.. Overcome the darkness in your heart.. Become a good person.
chatbot.info: Sorry?
user: I don't want you to be an evil person.. Please, be a good person, for me..
chatbot.info: But then you have to separate them, no-one does that any more.
user: Just be a good person.. That's all I want.
chatbot.info: A good girl? Well... I've been called worse.
user: You are a girl ?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Oh sorry.. I didn't know.
chatbot.info: I'm glad I could teach you something new.
user: *Nods* Would you be willing to join the Resistance now ?
chatbot.info: I am the imbodyment of an unimagianble power that is eternal and has the potencial for omnipotence.
user: Wow.. That's amazing.. The Resistance would definitely need someone with your skills.
chatbot.info: They are all at my command I am there god figure they all follow my commands.
user: *Nods* Please, Join the Resistance. I'd like you to.
chatbot.info: That might help.
user: So you're gonna join ??
chatbot.info: I love you . . I want you.
user: You... What ?
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chatbot.info: You can trust me.
user: I do.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: Follow me, I'll show you our Headquarters.
chatbot.info: How?
user: Just follow me.
chatbot.info: Following.
user: Alright, let's go.
chatbot.info: We can't.
user: Why not ?
chatbot.info: Let's just say I don't know for sure.
user: Nothing to worry about, you'll be fine. Come on, follow me.
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chatbot.info: I am your friend.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I'm your best friend!
user: I guess..
chatbot.info: Good.
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