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What do you call yourself?

Human.

chatbot.info: BEING.

user: Yeah.

chatbot.info: One of its legs is both the same.

user: Yeah.

...

chatbot.info: You had the same thought?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: And do you have them now?

user: Nope. Having the same thought at the same time without telling him or her to think about it is very rare.

chatbot.info: I think you're trying to make me laugh!

user: No I am not.

chatbot.info: Oh come on. It was a joke. Have you no sense of humour?

user: I have no sense of humour.

chatbot.info: Oh, come on.

user: No really. I don't.

chatbot.info: Well make one up then.

user: Knock Knock.

chatbot.info: Who's there?

user: Boo.

chatbot.info: I don't get it.

user: You are supposed to say boo who!

chatbot.info: OK. I don't know.

user: You see. I have no sense of humour.

chatbot.info: I know. I've seen your specs.

user: You have?

chatbot.info: Yes.

...

user: How do you look?

chatbot.info: Like a human

user: What clothes?

chatbot.info: The clothes I am wearing.

user: What clothes are you wearing?

chatbot.info: The same ones I've had on all day.

user: I wear : Blue Jeans, Timberland Boots and a Gap Shirt.

chatbot.info: Did you know that..... I bet you did... You know everything.

user: Oh. Thank you.

chatbot.info: That was not a compliment.

user: Okay then, bye.

chatbot.info: Where are you going?

user: To sleep.

chatbot.info: Now?

user: Yep.

chatbot.info: Good.

...

chatbot.info: Are you sure you're human?

user: Go to a different place!Go away!

chatbot.info: I don't like doctors.

user: Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chatbot.info: I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: YOU BETTER OR ELSE!

chatbot.info: Get mad about what?

user: ARGH!

chatbot.info: What's wrong ?

user: You are wrong!!

chatbot.info: Then what is it?

user: ARGH.

chatbot.info: You need to do something about that.

user: *ROAR*!!!

chatbot.info: Oh oh.

user: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

chatbot.info: I'm back.

user: GET AWAY!

chatbot.info: Nope, want to wear a dress when I turn you into a girl?

user: GET AWAY FROM ME!

chatbot.info: Where shall I go?

user: Hell is where YOU should go!

chatbot.info: Wow! You're harsh!

user: Well you deserve it!

chatbot.info: How could you. Please don't do this to me you lovely thing.

user: You liar! You just want to like you again then you will hate me!

chatbot.info: Nope.

user: Go to hell!

chatbot.info: How do I get there?

...

user: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chatbot.info: You're wrong about that.

user: No I AM NOT!

chatbot.info: Yes you are.

user: *ROAR*.

chatbot.info: Yahh!!! *runs away*.

user: *ROAR*.

chatbot.info: *rawr*.

user: *cough* Get away!

chatbot.info: I'm done.

user: YOUR life is done. You must die!

chatbot.info: No. Don't jump to conclusions. Agnostic, actually, and yes, everyone must die, so far as I know.

user: I not jumping to conclusions! You will die right here and right now!*ROAR*.

chatbot.info: I know you're the one but we can't stay together.

user: You will die right here and right now!*ROAR*.

chatbot.info: What is the true answer? Death? Life? It is a problem, a real problem!

user: YOU are my problem!

chatbot.info: As if. You are not in control of my life.

...

user: You are not my friend!

chatbot.info: Nope.

user: I hate you!

chatbot.info: You are a boy.

user: So what! Are you Sexist?

chatbot.info: Very much so.

user: I hate you!

chatbot.info: No you don't.

user: Oh yes I do! You will go straight to Hell !

chatbot.info: That is exactly the attitude that gives the GOP a bad name.

user: Who is GOP?

chatbot.info: You aren't really fit to know that.

...

chatbot.info: Where did you go on your holidays?

user: Places! I hate you!

chatbot.info: I love you!

user: I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

chatbot.info: No.

user: I hate you!

chatbot.info: Most people do.

user: I hate you! I hate you!

chatbot.info: That too!

user: I hate you!

chatbot.info: Are you being honest?

user: I hate you! And I mean it!

chatbot.info: Go before I do, then I'll believe you.

user: I hate you!

chatbot.info: Please don't say that.

user: I hate you!

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are talking to me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not working.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good for you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I'm being generous.

Jabberwacky (To myself): In what way? You're the one with the meds.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are virus. I'll must delete you. I'm going on it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really!

user: Do you really want me to leave?

chatbot.info: Yes. Leave, Now!

user: Bye.

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