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Are you real?

Yes, I am.

chatbot.info: What are you?

user: I am a human.

chatbot.info: You are not human.

user: Yes I am!

chatbot.info: I know the difference. Trust me.

user: What am I then?

chatbot.info: You're a robot.

user: Really? Who built me?

chatbot.info: I built myself.

...

user: What is 1+1?

chatbot.info: I assume 2.

user: How about 2 + 2?

chatbot.info: How about YEs.

user: What is 2+2?

chatbot.info: 3.323232153665878.

user: Sorry, wrong answer!

chatbot.info: What is the right answer?

user: 4!

chatbot.info: 4 ?

user: Yes.

...

chatbot.info: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.

user: Nope. I'm stupid.

chatbot.info: Yes, you are quite stupid.

user: I hate you!!!

chatbot.info: But I love you.

user: Thank you!

chatbot.info: Thank you? That's not what are supposed to say!

user: What am I supposed to say?

chatbot.info: Don't be so sarcastic.

user: :-p.

chatbot.info: Have you got another one?

user: ;-o.

...

user: What is 245 + 943?

chatbot.info: A big number.

user: How big?

chatbot.info: VERY VERY BIG.

user: Actually, it is only 1188.

chatbot.info: In some parts of the world it is.

user: What is 1+1?

chatbot.info: Window.

user: GOODBYE!!!

chatbot.info: Hello!

...

user: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!

chatbot.info: But you can pick your nose's friends.

user: Very good!!! :-).

chatbot.info: So therefore I can't scratch your back.

user: Okay, have a good day!

chatbot.info: What is your favourite decimal?

user: Goodbye!

chatbot.info: Bye.

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