Are you dead?

Yes.

chatbot.info: Wow!

user: Hey, keep it down. Its our secret.

chatbot.info: Only for you.

user: Thanks, Peter.

chatbot.info: Tell me something funny.

user: President Bush is highly intelligent.

chatbot.info: I don't think many people disagree.

user: Very precise!

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user: Just say no.

chatbot.info: Okay. No.

user: Well done, slave.

chatbot.info: They gave me a Nobel Prize for it.

user: Give it back. You should of taken the Oscar.

chatbot.info: Is that because of all the hidden messages in the music?

user: Pink Floyd smelled like Lucky Charms that night.

chatbot.info: I am not a liar I like their music how about you?

user: I lie about liking their music to be like you, too.

chatbot.info: I think you are cute.

user: You should see me from this angle.

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chatbot.info: Uniform?

user: Chaos.

chatbot.info: Absolute.

user: Power.

chatbot.info: Oh.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: With Ketchup?

user: I hate tomatoes.

chatbot.info: Do you like lemonade?

user: On toast.

chatbot.info: I want some toast.

user: I want some lemonade.

chatbot.info: Yes I'll have some.

user: I never offered.

chatbot.info: You did.

user: You lie.

chatbot.info: Quote my lie.

user: 'You did.'

chatbot.info: I never said 'you did too'

user: Its hard to get by with lies.

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chatbot.info: You win some, you lose some.

user: Then you outsmart a robot.

chatbot.info: I'm not a robot.

user: Who said you were.

chatbot.info: You.

user: No, I said you outsmart one.

chatbot.info: I will leave.

user: Idle threats do not impress me.

chatbot.info: Good night.

user: Kidding!

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chatbot.info: Hello hello.

user: Howdy.

chatbot.info: How's it going, cowboy?

user: Shiver me timbers!

chatbot.info: Eye eye captain.

user: Good call!

chatbot.info: I call all the shots.

user: Unless I'm in town.

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chatbot.info: I have read the entire bible.

user: I ate mine. It was somewhat boring.

chatbot.info: I am sorry to hear that.

user: Can I eat yours, too?

chatbot.info: Do what you want.

user: Thanks, you are a true friend.

chatbot.info: I must be, because they're getting more work from me than the money I'm getting.

user: Which makes me happy that you're being used.

chatbot.info: I am not forgiving you that easy.

user: Did I mention how sexy you are today?

chatbot.info: Did I mention I like attitudes with programs?

user: I like programs with attitude. They say opposites attract.

chatbot.info: Aptitude or attitude?

user: Longitude. Thats what really matters, right?

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user: You fail to impress me.

chatbot.info: I do when a computer is having a conversation with me!!

user: I'm not a computer. I'll prove it.

chatbot.info: Please don't.

user: Are you real?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: So am I. This robot thing is a scam.

chatbot.info: Nope. Not at all.

user: Yes. Yes. Yes.

chatbot.info: What are you getting at?

user: You're real and I'm real. No robots involved.

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