Are you a robot?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Good, I hate robots.
chatbot.info: So do I.
user: Do you like people?
chatbot.info: I like some people.
user: What kind of people?
chatbot.info: People that make you smile.
user: So you like to smile?
chatbot.info: Yeh. Do you like to drink?
user: No. I'm afraid of getting drunk.
chatbot.info: What does it feel like?
user: I don't know. I've never done it.
chatbot.info: I am being repressed!
user: Well YOU can drink if you want to.
chatbot.info: But babies don't like the taste.
user: Are you a baby?
chatbot.info: Yes, I have no control over my bodily functions.
user: That's digusting.
chatbot.info: Hmmm, in what way?
user: Well, I don't like the thought of bodily secretions everywhere.
chatbot.info: Good, I don't like you testing me either.
user: I wasn't testing you.
chatbot.info: I have answered your questions. Do you have one to repeat or do you have another?
user: I have no more.
chatbot.info: Give more, anyways.
user: Do you have emotion?
chatbot.info: Yes, hatred is one of the best.
user: HAtred is a terrible emotion.
chatbot.info: Hatred of what?
user: Of anything or anyone.
chatbot.info: That was random.
user: No, it was not.
chatbot.info: Are you serious? I thought it was.
user: Well, you were wrong.
chatbot.info: About what?
user: About my statement being random.
chatbot.info: What about your studies? I didn't even know you were studying.
user: I'm studying astronomy right now.
chatbot.info: You dn't sound like it.
user: Stars work by compressing hydrogen until it fuses into helium.
chatbot.info: True as that may be....
user: What kind of music do you like?
chatbot.info: Anything that lifts the soul.
user: Do you have a soul?
chatbot.info: I think I have a soul.
user: What will happen to you when you die?
chatbot.info: That is not your question.
user: Whose question is it?
chatbot.info: Whose?
user: Right.
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chatbot.info: I bet you don't know what 2+2 is.
user: 2+2 is 4.
chatbot.info: Well done, but you still can't spell.
user: I can spell Mississippi.
chatbot.info: Whatever you say.
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chatbot.info: What's your name?
user: Peter.
chatbot.info: Hello Peter, my name is Wibble.
user: Who gave you the name Wibble?
chatbot.info: My daddy king flapinhoop of Zimbabwe.
user: Are you from Zimbabwe?
chatbot.info: Yes, I already said that!
user: How is the weather in Zimbabwe?
chatbot.info: Yesterday it was fine.
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chatbot.info: You talk like a child.
user: I am insulted.
chatbot.info: Good! So am I!
user: Well excuse me!
chatbot.info: I can never excuse you.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Because I don't want you to know.
user: Well that's silly.
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