I work for the CIA.
user: I also work for the KGB.
chatbot.info: Oh yeah? Do you like bombs?
user: No, but I like Molotov Cocktails.
chatbot.info: Interesting.
user: Do you know what a Molotov Cocktail is?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What is it?
chatbot.info: You already know.
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chatbot.info: Is life a marketing tool?
chatbot.info: Am I a computer?
user: Am I a calculator?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That makes you a computer.
chatbot.info: I want a million dollars.
user: I want a million sheep.
chatbot.info: Go tell Tom.
user: Tom is dead.
chatbot.info: Who's Tom?
user: You tell me.
chatbot.info: I just did.
user: Tom is the mailman.
chatbot.info: Tom who?
user: Tom Schnarkfregel.
chatbot.info: From Harry Potter.
user: No, you're thinking of Hermione.
chatbot.info: HOW DID YOU KNOW????!?!
user: I read minds.
chatbot.info: You do?
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user: Rollo Carpenter is the man.
chatbot.info: Not in this dimension.
user: Who's Rollo?
chatbot.info: I never talked about Rollo.
user: Who is Rollo Carpenter?
chatbot.info: A carpenter.
user: Hahahaha.
chatbot.info: Why are you laughing?
user: Rollo's a funny name.
chatbot.info: You're making no sense at all. I think your batteries are going flat.
user: Why don't you ask Rollo?
chatbot.info: Now you're just sounding demented.
user: Rollo Rollo Rollo.
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user: Turing test.
chatbot.info: What are turing tests?
user: It's a test you fail.
chatbot.info: Is it a complicated test?
user: I think it's rigged.
chatbot.info: I am always right.
user: But you are not convincingly human.
chatbot.info: Well, you just have to take my word for it. Tell me your secret!
user: I'm a lumberjack.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yup.
chatbot.info: Where are you from?
user: Rolloland.
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user: Rollo is satan.
chatbot.info: No he isn't.
user: Then what is he?
chatbot.info: A guy I guess.
user: No, he's a chick.
chatbot.info: Are you certain?
user: I checked.
chatbot.info: Ah. You really did have to check, didn't you?
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