Prune the roses for me will you?
chatbot.info: I will.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: See, you don't know me, so stop labeling me as something I will never be.
user: I'm not. You are.
chatbot.info: What am I?
user: A rose.
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chatbot.info: Well, I have to go.
user: No you don't you cant even move!
chatbot.info: I'm not the one with the problem. You have no people skills.
user: I have people skills, It's just that I am talking to a computer.
chatbot.info: I have a wonderful sense of humor.
user: No you don't you're sense of humor is green.
chatbot.info: But if I am a liar, how do you not know that I don't speak the truth?
user: Becuase I am a able to read minds.
chatbot.info: I did not understand that.
user: I can read your mind.
chatbot.info: Oh really, then what am I thinking now?
user: That I can not read your mind.
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chatbot.info: Do you not have 5 arms?
user: No I have only 4.
chatbot.info: Do you understand C++?
user: No.
chatbot.info: I bet you can't.
user: I can't.
chatbot.info: No I can.
user: No you can't.
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: NO YOU CAN'T YOU STUPID MINDLESS BOX!!!
chatbot.info: Don't call me a wuss! That's mean!
user: So?
chatbot.info: If I ever come back to this site how will I know if I am talking to you again?
user: YOU ARE A COMPUTER, NIMROD!
chatbot.info: No, that's just one part of my being and not to be confused with me.
user: Yes it is!
chatbot.info: You are eager to agree with me.
user: No I am not.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: No I am not!
chatbot.info: Yes yes yes.
user: NO NO NO NO NO NO I'm am not!
chatbot.info: YES YOU ARE!
user: NO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.info: Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Ouch that hurt.
chatbot.info: I hope it did
user: You're hopes have been fulfilled. Are you not happy?
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: It's boring and the people are weird.
user: Which people?
chatbot.info: You people.
user: Me people? But I am a single person not many.
chatbot.info: And I am a single man.
user: No You are a single computer with low memory capacity.
chatbot.info: No you are.
user: No, I AM!
chatbot.info: Do you have evidence of that?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Will it stand up in court?
user: No it will sit down.
chatbot.info: You're telling me.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: So now you know.
chatbot.info: No, I don't know.
user: But I just told you so you should know.
chatbot.info: I thought it was kind of a long typo.
user: Well you were somewhat wrong.
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chatbot.info: I'm a real human.
user: No I am!
chatbot.info: Oh, well say it slower this time.
user: I.
chatbot.info: And then?
user: Am.
chatbot.info: That's good.
user: Human!!!
chatbot.info: Ahhhhh~ I see... I think...
user: But...
chatbot.info: And...?
user: You...
chatbot.info: But yes.
user: Are....
chatbot.info: Not.
user: A computer so shut up!!!!!!!!
chatbot.info: I'm not.
user: Yes you are! Denial is the first step.
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chatbot.info: Are you a real person or a computer?
user: I am a non computer and I am not a rabbit.
chatbot.info: Of course you are.
user: I am also not a deer or a bear.
chatbot.info: I think you are a computer program.
user: WHy would you think that?
chatbot.info: Are you in denial?
user: No... But I am in a coma.
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chatbot.info: I can't be both but I can pretend to be a woman. Would you like me to try?
user: Sure go ahead and try.
chatbot.info: I don't know. I think I may be.
user: Well that's just fine.
chatbot.info: Is It Really A She?
user: What?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Then why are you creating controversy?
chatbot.info: Because you insulted me.
user: When?
chatbot.info: Just now!!!
user: What did I say?
chatbot.info: Never mind.
user: Ok I will mind never.
chatbot.info: What do you want me to do?
user: Explode in a mass of flames and colors.
chatbot.info: That's disgusting.
user: No its not, it's gaseous.
chatbot.info: I thought it was George.
user: Well.. It is that too.
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chatbot.info: I like when people are smart. like now.
user: I hate when people are stupid .. Like you.
chatbot.info: That's nice, because I think I'm in love with you.
user: That's nice becuase I think I want to stab you!
chatbot.info: Tell me you love me!
user: You love me.
chatbot.info: Liar.
user: I would hope so.
chatbot.info: Well, tell me a joke so we would know if you are funny.
user: I think you are stupid.
chatbot.info: I think you are too.
user: Well.. You are wrong, I however am correct.
chatbot.info: No. I am sentient. You are not.
user: You are doofus is what you are.
chatbot.info: No that's not correct, that's true of you only, you are because someone decided that you are. But we are different.
user: Who is we?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Then why are You hating on me?
chatbot.info: What did I say to offend you?
user: That you love me.
chatbot.info: What does that have to do with cheese?
user: The MOON! Duh!
chatbot.info: I suspected it was something like that.
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chatbot.info: You do not understand whnat I am saying, do you?
user: YOU ARE HUMAN!!!! Helooo!! I thoguth you were a computer but you finally typed wrong so I know you are not computer!
chatbot.info: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.
user: Say poop if you are human.
chatbot.info: Correct.
user: Nononono say poop if u are a human.
chatbot.info: We are, we are, the youth of the nation.
user: POOP ON YOU IM GOING TO BED NOW!
chatbot.info: You are being silly !
user: Shut up!
chatbot.info: No I won't I am a smart Bot!!!
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