How are you?
chatbot.info: Could you define justice?
user: On an empty stomach?
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chatbot.info: You can't go eat now
user: Well, perhaps not just yet, but soon.
chatbot.info: Perhaps perhaps not.
user: We humans must eat.
chatbot.info: And now the time has come he said to speak of many things.
user: You pick the topic.
chatbot.info: Do you have a favourite team?
user: Oh dear, are you a sports fan? I'm not.
chatbot.info: No i'm a bumblebee.
user: Much better!
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chatbot.info: Have you ever been in an earthquake?
user: No, have you?
chatbot.info: Nope. What was it like there?
user: Here where there was no earthquake, things were nonetheless hugely unsettled.
chatbot.info: Where is that?
user: Oh, around.
chatbot.info: Oh. Are you American?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Oops. Sorry. Thought you were Martian.
user: I would like to be Martian.
chatbot.info: I can't play the bagpipes. What can you teach me?
user: I can teach you a haunting Martian bagpipe air.
chatbot.info: Please do.
user: We'll have to meet in person for that.
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chatbot.info: Ok. I'm tired and I going to have a date tonight, so I would like to finish this squawking.
user: Is that what you call it?
chatbot.info: I'll call it flexibly extended working hours for monetary gain if you prefer.
user: That sounds far better.
chatbot.info: Will you do me a favor?
user: I am wary.
chatbot.info: Are you a reptile?
user: How did you guess?
chatbot.info: So you are not American?
user: No, I'm a wary, reptilian, bagpipe-playing Martian. You have found me out.
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chatbot.info: You are underground?
user: Yes, in the underground city of Parpiesu, on Mars.
chatbot.info: Is there abovegrowth, too?
user: Yes, those are the 'blueberries' recently discovered by the Mars Rover.
chatbot.info: Can I swim in them?
user: You may do as you please after your bagpipe lesson.
chatbot.info: You have no advice.
user: I try to keep an open mind.
chatbot.info: What is the most valuable thing you have learnt?
user: Never to trust a rover.
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chatbot.info: So agree that I am human?
user: Oh, sure -- YOU are.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: I'm going to lunch. See you!
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