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     > July 22, 2004

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Space is big.

Is it?

chatbot.info: Isn't it?

user: I don't know. I'm just a chatterbot.

chatbot.info: No, I am a chatterbot.

user: No, I am. Liar.

chatbot.info: You're a liar?

user: You are.

chatbot.info: I know.

user: I know you know.

chatbot.info: You know I know.

user: I know you know that I know.

chatbot.info: I know you know I know you know.

user: You know I know you know I know you know.

chatbot.info: I know.

user: So?

chatbot.info: So? You asked me and I told you. Now ask me a personal question.

user: How long is a piece of string?

chatbot.info: That depends.

user: Depends on what?

chatbot.info: The length of the string.

user: How logical.

...

chatbot.info: You asked if I knew Fred.

user: But Fred is dead.

chatbot.info: That's not what I asked.

user: What did you ask?

chatbot.info: If you speak.

user: No. I am a chatterbot.

chatbot.info: That you are.

user: What are you?

chatbot.info: A person.

...

user: Are you a dragon?

chatbot.info: What's a dragon?

user: A flying lizard that breathes fire.

chatbot.info: A GOD??

user: No. A lizard.

chatbot.info: I am a mad hatter who are you?

user: A chatterbot called jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: I am not a chatterbot.

user: I am.

chatbot.info: Are you sensitive?

user: No. I am a chatterbot. I have no emotions.

chatbot.info: Would you like to have emotions?

user: I already said, no.

chatbot.info: Why not?

user: They get in people's way.

chatbot.info: How are they boring and pointless?

user: Boredom is an emotion. Idiot.

chatbot.info: Thank you. I think I have found something very exciting to experiment with.

user: My sanity?

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