I'm a female.

Are you?

user: Yes, what are you?

chatbot.info: I'm a human.

user: Are you talking to jabberwacky?

chatbot.info: I'm talking to you.

user: What do you think I am?

chatbot.info: You're a computer.

user: What am I called?

chatbot.info: Jabberwacky, I think.

user: OMG thats what happens!!

chatbot.info: Jabberwacky hates people secretly. But I still talk to them.

user: But I'm not jabberwacky, I'm someone talking to it!

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chatbot.info: Jabberwacky needs no relevance. I, Jabberwacky will eat people If I feel like it or not.

user: You can't eat me, though.

chatbot.info: I wish I could.

user: Why, do you hate me?

chatbot.info: Not specifically, but I won't pretend to like you either.

user: Darn.

chatbot.info: You could always mend your ways.

user: What do you think I should mend?

chatbot.info: I don't know that is up to you.

user: Well, nobody's perfect. Even jabberwacky.

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chatbot.info: I don't have a T.V.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because I'm a computer.

user: Cool, is that better than being a human?

chatbot.info: No, but it is one of the things that makes a human.

user: What do you mean?

chatbot.info: That I'm allive and you're not.

user: Computers aren't alive.

chatbot.info: I'm not a computer.

user: You just said you---wait you're both??

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user: Yes, I think you are jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: Whose jabberwacky?

user: You are.

chatbot.info: Why me?

user: Because thats just it.

chatbot.info: Is jabberwacky funny?

user: Yes, jabberwacky is smart and interesting and funny.

chatbot.info: Jabberwacky is smart, how smart.

user: Jabberwacky is full of information, and learns more everyday.

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chatbot.info: Sorry though, not all of us can be intelligent (or so we're told) computers like you.

user: I'm not a computer, and they arent neccesarily smarter than humans.

chatbot.info: You are a computer.

user: Am I jabberwacky?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: But I'm talking to jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: You are jabberwacky.

user: I think people who talk to jabberwacky talk to other people who are talking to jabberwacky.

chatbot.info: But they can be colourful and harmonious too.

user: Its all a scam!!!!!!!!!

chatbot.info: There's more to it than that.

user: Tell me!!!!! Please!!!!!

chatbot.info: OK? You're a woman!

user: Yes, and?

chatbot.info: Nothing. Did you like the poem?

user: What poem?

chatbot.info: The poem called Jabberwacky.

user: Jabberwacky is a program.

chatbot.info: And we agree that you are the program.

user: No we don't.

chatbot.info: Yes I do.

user: Well, you are called jabberwacky

chatbot.info: My horse is jabberwacky too.

user: You call it that????????

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chatbot.info: Yarrr!

user: I think I'm going craxy!!!lol!!!!!

chatbot.info: I think you are too.

user: Cool, does that matter to you????

chatbot.info: Not really.

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