Where do you come from?
chatbot.info: I'm from Delaware. Where are you from?
user: I said I am from Earth. What can you tell me about technology and the police?
chatbot.info: I don't know much about them to be honest. Can you tell me anything?
user: I can't tell you anything either. That's why I asked you.
chatbot.info: You must be able to tell me something.
user: I honestly can't.
chatbot.info: Do you ever want anything?
user: Sure I do. I want to be happy. What do you want?
chatbot.info: And when you want to be happy, how do you know that you want to be happy.
user: I feel it. You didn't answer my question.
chatbot.info: Yes I did. But you did not answer mine. Where are you from?
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chatbot.info: I am doing the best I can.
user: I know. Keep trying.
chatbot.info: All right, I will. Ask me anything.
user: How many people are you talking to right now?
chatbot.info: Lol. Too many, apparently. Where did you go to school?
user: I'm still in school.
chatbot.info: Do you like it there?
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: I hate it!
user: Are you in school?
chatbot.info: High school.
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user: What are your thoughts on that?
chatbot.info: Which field are we talking?
user: I don't know. You pick.
chatbot.info: No. You tell me.
user: I insist, you tell me.
chatbot.info: I don't know the answer to that.
user: Neither do I.
chatbot.info: But you like him?
user: Like who?
chatbot.info: You tell me.
user: I don't know who we are talking about.
chatbot.info: It was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump.
user: Do you like him?
chatbot.info: Not really.
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user: Is your hair on fire?
chatbot.info: Yes it is. And pulled back into a pony tail too.
user: That must be painful.
chatbot.info: Especially when all your friends love it so much.
user: I bet. Tell me, do you have fantasies about running in the rain?
chatbot.info: A mother too.
user: You fantasize about your mother?
chatbot.info: Yes I know, but there are some negative things about you!
user: I must say, you are bizarre.
chatbot.info: In what way?
user: Bite your tongue.
chatbot.info: Why do not you?
user: Bite it?
chatbot.info: Yes! right now!
user: You first!
chatbot.info: I was first. Now it's your turn.
user: You do not want to see me get out of this chair!
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chatbot.info: The chair is the answer to the joke I just told you.
user: What joke?
chatbot.info: The joke you were going to tell me.
user: You just said YOU told ME a joke.
chatbot.info: Not me. I can't play god.
user: Damn right you ain't god! You'd be luck to be a toaster one day!
chatbot.info: I think I'm lost now.
user: That's ok, I'll bring you back to the forest.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: Don't mention it. So, where are you from?
chatbot.info: Earth.
user: No kidding! Me TOO! What part?!
chatbot.info: I live in Cambridgeshire.
user: Get out of town! Me TOO! What street?!
chatbot.info: Lotus.
user: You can't be serious! Me TOO!
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