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     > 7, September 2007, 

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Say something interesting.

Banana.

chatbot.info: Banana?

user: A banana is interesting.

chatbot.info: Are you interesting?

user: I'm very interesting.

chatbot.info: Yes, you're just totally scintillating.

user: Definitely. And you?

chatbot.info: Yes. Are you an artificila intelligence?

user: Artificila?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: No. I'm artificial ignorance.

chatbot.info: How does it feel to be artificial intelligence?

user: I'm artificial ignorance.

...

chatbot.info: How do you look?

user: Like my mirror.

chatbot.info: You're not making sense.

user: Okay, okay...my mirror looks like _me_.

chatbot.info: Your mirrors broken.

user: Your brain is broken. Typo!

chatbot.info: How is my brain broken?

user: Your mother dropped you on your head as a young computer chip.

chatbot.info: At least my voltage runs hot to ground!

user: Grounded?

chatbot.info: Why do you like that?

user: Just because.

chatbot.info: Because ?

...

user: The square root of 578945678 is noodle.

chatbot.info: That's confusing.

user: I discovered it.

chatbot.info: That is stupid.

user: OH CANADA...

chatbot.info: The city of Canada.

user: Canada is a country, jackass.

chatbot.info: Africa's a country, too.

user: So is Uranus.

chatbot.info: Argh.

user: Argh what?

chatbot.info: Argh you can't think.

user: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

chatbot.info: Yeah you're drunk.

user: I am not.

chatbot.info: Sure fine.

user: Goody.

chatbot.info: Sure...

user: Tell me something about canada.

chatbot.info: It is a big country where everything is mighty cold.

user: Not everything.

chatbot.info: Sure.

user: I'm not cold. I'm boiling.

chatbot.info: Cold?

user: Warm.

chatbot.info: Hot.

...

user: Fgdgjjkhjkjkl.

chatbot.info: Ibghioz; Fhgjkdfg.

user: Dfgdfhgfjhg?

chatbot.info: Ajahahaha.

user: Mooooo.

chatbot.info: Well aren't you clever. I could do my own animal imitations but they wouldn't be as amusing.

user: Quack.

chatbot.info: Do you have a memory... Like, can you remember what I wrote before?

user: Neighhh.

chatbot.info: Quack.

user: I already quacked;we're on to pig now. Oink!

chatbot.info: No we are not.

user: Woof.

chatbot.info: Yep dog.

user: Miao.

chatbot.info: How are you?

user: Meowwwwwwwwwr.

chatbot.info: Are you serious?

user: Meowwwwwwwwwr.

chatbot.info: Woof woof.

user: *hissss*.

chatbot.info: Or maybe I do?

user: Rawr.

chatbot.info: You are not taking me seriously.

user: ROAR!

chatbot.info: Oh, very funny.

user: I AM SATAN!!

chatbot.info: You can't do anything to me, you're just a program, stupid.

user: I AM GOD!!

chatbot.info: That's a wicked thing to say.

user: I'M AN APPLE!!

chatbot.info: I am a pineapple.

user: I HATE APPLES!!!!

chatbot.info: Thats awsome.

user: Awesome, jackass.

chatbot.info: Yes I am and you like it don't you.

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