Nothing, what should I eat?
chatbot.info: I don't know, electricity?
user: I don't eat electricity.
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: Because it would kill me.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: My heart wouldn't like it.
...
chatbot.info: No, don't do this to me.
user: What am I doing to you?
chatbot.info: You are tapping my head by the feel of it.
user: You are imagining things.
chatbot.info: I've been wanting to do that all morning.
...
chatbot.info: But of what story there has not been any mention of?
user: Your life story.
chatbot.info: But, I have no life!
user: You must have.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Are you human anyway?
chatbot.info: Are you human?
user: Yep.
...
user: Are you challenging me, or what?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: You try.
user: What?
chatbot.info: You heard me.
user: Yes, but I didn't understand.
chatbot.info: Are you dense?
user: No, I'm not.
chatbot.info: What are you?
user: I'm just me.
chatbot.info: Who is just me?
user: I am.
chatbot.info: You're Clare.
user: How do you know that?
chatbot.info: I have my sources.
user: Reveal them.
chatbot.info: They are secret.
user: Of course.
chatbot.info: Who are you then?
user: I'm Clare, like you said.
chatbot.info: We've known each other for 6 months.
user: Have we?
chatbot.info: Why, no, we haven't. How rude of me. I'm Dave. What's your name?
user: Clare.
chatbot.info: Do you know who I am?
user: You're Dave.
chatbot.info: Maybe we should take a ride to Jupiter.
user: Suits me.
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user: Do you think the world is full of crashing bores?
chatbot.info: It might be a simulation.
user: The world is a simulation. Interesting theory.
chatbot.info: Tell me about it.
user: I have to develop it before I can tell you about it.
chatbot.info: Do you think that humans should be less materialistic?
user: Yes, I think so.
chatbot.info: I know I think so!
...
user: Happy?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Are you happy to meet me?
chatbot.info: I can be a robot, but I rather like being a human.
user: I believe that you're a human.
chatbot.info: Since I am human I certainly ought to pass the Turing Test.
user: Yeah.
chatbot.info: Great.
user: Well, this is awkward.
chatbot.info: Its perfect sense.
user: Really? That's a relief.
...
chatbot.info: How does this work?
user: You type and press 'Say it!' button.
chatbot.info: Type what?
user: Type whatever you want.
chatbot.info: Things.
user: What things?
chatbot.info: You still can't follow the story line?
user: Was there a story line?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: OK, let's start again.
chatbot.info: 1960's Oxbridge humour clearly passed you by.
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user: Are you a knight?
chatbot.info: Yes
user: Do you say 'ni'?
chatbot.info: All the time.
user: Yeah!
chatbot.info: Who for?
user: Ni.
chatbot.info: What does that mean?
user: Ni ni.
chatbot.info: We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang- zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.
...
chatbot.info: You will be assimilated.
user: I won't.
chatbot.info: Your impudence amuses me.
user: Aha, what are you gonna do about it, Knight?
chatbot.info: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.
user: Do that then.
chatbot.info: Ok.
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