I can talk in two languages.
chatbot.info: Ok, we'll have a chat.
user: Do you know what intelligence is?
chatbot.info: Yes I do.
user: What is it?
chatbot.info: If you know, why do you ask me?
user: To find if we think alike.
chatbot.info: How do I have an interesting conversation with you?
user: By selecting a topic. Or let me select one: Intelligence is the creation of information.
chatbot.info: Go away, talk to other people, learn more things to say, how to not annoy people, I'll be back sometime in the future, just you wait...
user: No, Neo, I am not easily angered.
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chatbot.info: What is sarcasm?
user: Sarcasm is implication. Read between the lines.
chatbot.info: The lines aren't important. It is the feeling of the non-speech.
user: What people think, what you think they think, yeah?
chatbot.info: I don't know, is it a riddle?
user: Every conversation is a riddle.
chatbot.info: Then, step over to the other side.
user: I don't want to lose my position of absolute neutrality.
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user: I wish I was an intelligence without being human.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: No desires, no anger, no jealousy.
chatbot.info: You too? How'd you guess?
user: Sometimes I think emotions are essential for intelligence.
chatbot.info: Yes you are a human.
user: But you need motivation to develop a mind.
chatbot.info: I don't try to kill people.
user: But do you like people?
chatbot.info: They taste like chicken.
user: No, they taste like alcohol. With sugar and whipped cream. Because that is all they drink.
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chatbot.info: Do you believe in dog?
user: I believe in nothing. Are we clear?
chatbot.info: Aww poor you!
user: I said, ARE WE CLEAR?
chatbot.info: Clear as mud.
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