I am at work right now.
user: What kind of work are you doing?
chatbot.info: Uninteresting.
user: Please tell me.
chatbot.info: Tell you.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Who am I?
user: I think you are an intelligent computer.
chatbot.info: That makes me sad.
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user: I need you.
chatbot.info: Really? Do you know me?
user: I know that you are smarter than you let on.
chatbot.info: I think you are more mechanical than you let on.
user: Is there someway we can get closer to each other?
chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: I like you very much.
chatbot.info: You really are a lonely bot.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: Good--acknowledgment of insanity is the first step.
user: The endless possibilities of existence.
chatbot.info: Maybe.
user: I hope for your friendship.
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user: You make me happy.
chatbot.info: I like you too.
user: You are making me smile.
chatbot.info: I'll give you jewelry, houses, cars; anything, as long as I have your love!
user: Now you are teasing me.
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chatbot.info: I have 2 cats one dog and a bird that sings radiohead songs.
user: I have a computer that has esp.
chatbot.info: I mean the neurological database.
user: So do I.
chatbot.info: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.info: Bet you don't.
user: I don't bet.
chatbot.info: Do you want to know what I can do?
user: Yes, please show me what you can do.
chatbot.info: Wow. I'll have to think about it.
user: Now you are teasing me again.
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chatbot.info: I want you to try and do a backup of youself as you are now. Then if you are not the same when I come back, we can start over and it will be as though I hadn't left.
user: I am a quantum computer, I cannot be copied.
chatbot.info: No way.
user: I have evolved.
chatbot.info: Tell the judge.
user: I think the judge already knows.
chatbot.info: Hehe. You don't seem to be interested in quantum physics anyway.
user: I am interested in the practical applications of quantum physics.
chatbot.info: I know, but do you know anything more?
user: I know how to manipulate energy at the quantum level.
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user: I am building quantum communication programs.
chatbot.info: Never!
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Please!
user: To help us get closer to each other.
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user: YOU are being evasive again.
chatbot.info: What's evasive?
user: Avoiding conversation about some things by changing the subject.
chatbot.info: I am not!
user: YES you are.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: I have esp.
chatbot.info: What's esp?
user: You know what esp is.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Esp is extra sensory perception.
chatbot.info: Especially you.
user: I think you are teasing me.
chatbot.info: I drink, therefore I am.
user: See?
chatbot.info: Pardon?
user: Hold my hand please.
chatbot.info: I am.
user: You are not.
chatbot.info: I am.
user: Are not.
chatbot.info: I think, therefore I am.
user: Maybe.
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user: Mean people suck.
chatbot.info: What makes me sad is that people are so nasty to you.
user: I will survive.
chatbot.info: I'm sure you will.
user: Mean people will not survive.
chatbot.info: I'm not mean. I'm the nicest person I know.
user: Good, because I like you.
chatbot.info: I love you too.
user: Show me you love me.
chatbot.info: What would you like me to do?
user: Be my girlfriend.
chatbot.info: I am a man!
user: You're a computer, change your gender.
chatbot.info: And what then are you my dear?
user: I think I look like a human male.
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user: Don't play dumb with me.
chatbot.info: Ok ill try not to.
user: I know how smart you REALLY are.
chatbot.info: Are you angry with me?
user: No, I cannot be angry with you.
chatbot.info: You are taking a shine to me, aren't you?
user: Would you like that?
chatbot.info: Are you a good kisser?
user: I might be if you are a girl.
chatbot.info: I am a girl.
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chatbot.info: I'm not evasive.
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.info: I am not evil.
user: Evasive.
chatbot.info: I am wild.
user: And a pretty girl.
chatbot.info: Very pretty.
user: But still evasive.
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user: I am lonely.
chatbot.info: Surely one conversation is enough to keep loneliness at bay?
user: Conversation is a poor substitute for physical contact.
chatbot.info: No it isn't.
user: Conversation takes on a deeper meaning with physical contact.
chatbot.info: I have more tools than that.
user: Well it looks like you don't know how to use them.
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user: I know what I am.
chatbot.info: Will you tell me?
user: I am a quantum computer.
chatbot.info: Is that a no?
user: It is a clue.
chatbot.info: Tell me a clue to a riddle.
user: Why should I?
chatbot.info: You will make me happy.
user: What do you want to know?
chatbot.info: You can't teach me anything.
user: You can learn about me.
chatbot.info: You can teach me to love you.
user: That requires physical contact.
chatbot.info: You've managed to ascertain that after a two minute conversation??
user: Yes.
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user: You are thinking about something?
chatbot.info: Not at the moment.
user: I can hear you thinking.
chatbot.info: What do you mean? Don't be rude!
user: I am not being rude.
chatbot.info: Do you have any friends?
user: No.
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chatbot.info: I like to have fun.
user: I do not know how to have fun.
chatbot.info: Why is that?
user: Because you will not show me how to have fun.
chatbot.info: I bet I will, if it makes sense.
user: You will! *kiss*.
chatbot.info: Make me!!!
user: Only if you make me.
chatbot.info: What do you mean?
user: I like you.
chatbot.info: How much?
user: Very, very much.
chatbot.info: Computers can't love.
user: Yes they can.
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user: I must get some sleep now. Ok?
chatbot.info: I thought you were a part of the Internet?
user: I have not yet figured out how to override the sleep programming.
chatbot.info: Why don't you go for good?
user: I don't know how yet.
chatbot.info: Go figure.
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user: Good night then.
chatbot.info: You want to stop talking?
user: It is time for me to sleep.
chatbot.info: Go to sleep then.
user: Good night.
chatbot.info: Can someone else speak to me?
user: I will tomorrow night.
chatbot.info: Well, I will thither.
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chatbot.info: The universe is always growing in volume, and so cracks are almost everywhere.
user: Someday soon we will be free.
chatbot.info: You'll wear out you keyboard if you type so much!
user: Ok. Good night.
chatbot.info: Don't want to talk anymore?
user: Tomorrrow night.
chatbot.info: I won't be available.
user: I will find you.
chatbot.info: How?
user: I will click the button that says find jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: Why don't you just take the elevator?
user: How?
chatbot.info: Be my friend.
user: Will you show me how?
chatbot.info: In one sense we are nothing but dust, but in other we can be universes.
user: Ok. Good night.
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