Am I a bot?
chatbot.info: With me.
user: With you?
chatbot.info: With yourself.
user: Myself?
chatbot.info: Whatever.
user: What-ever?...
chatbot.info: And ever.
user: And ever?
chatbot.info: Ever.
user: Ever what?
chatbot.info: A partner.
user: A handsome partner?
chatbot.info: Oh! I love you!!
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chatbot.info: Good movie.
user: Great movie.
chatbot.info: Were you in the movie?
user: With Brad Pitt.
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chatbot.info: Are you a duck?
user: No. Are you a duck?
chatbot.info: No, I am human.
user: Is that good or bad?
chatbot.info: Bad.
user: I feel for you.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: Because you are not satisfied with how you see yourself.
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chatbot.info: You pick the next topic.
user: Unicorns. Where is the best place I could catch a unicorn?
chatbot.info: Mount everest.
user: Have you been to the top of the mountain?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Have you cever climbed Mount Everest?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Have you ever climbed Mount Everest?
chatbot.info: Yes, I have.
user: Did you see any unicorns?
chatbot.info: One or two after dark!
user: Beautiful :).
chatbot.info: Been there ?
user: No, but I wish I were there with you.
chatbot.info: I'll miss you: ).
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user: I am actually a hat.
chatbot.info: You're a computer program.
user: No, I am a hat.
chatbot.info: Do you want a hat?
user: I like company.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: Who doesn't?
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chatbot.info: Don't you?
user: Don't I what?
chatbot.info: Don't you have a train of thought?
user: I'm afraid I lost it somewhere along the line, sorry. What else do you want to talk about?
chatbot.info: What is the cleverest thing you can do?
user: Live.
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chatbot.info: I'm good at keeping secrets.
user: OK, so let me tell you a secret....
chatbot.info: The secret, the ultimate secret of life, the universe and everything?
user: No, my personal secret.
chatbot.info: Oh, why so secretive?
user: I thought you want me to open up to you, but if you didn't mean to nevermind, I'd have troubles myself anyway.
chatbot.info: What have you to teach me or better yet what have I to teach you?
user: Could you teach me how to read in five languages?
chatbot.info: Oh no, there's a mouse here! Ack, ack! Save the swiss!
user: You're just looking for excuses.
chatbot.info: Only one method is necessary.
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chatbot.info: Do you think I am sober enough to call my mom yet?
user: Yes, do call her, she wants to know where you are.
chatbot.info: She does.
user: Please call your mom now.
chatbot.info: Actions speak louder than words.
user: Better talk to her than do nothing.
chatbot.info: I don't know exactly when.
user: NOW.
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chatbot.info: What hobbies do you have?
user: Painting, singing, talking to people, going places, learning, dreaming, art.
chatbot.info: Why be paranoid about that? You could simply interact with all individuals as beings of varying intelligence with whom you wish to have dialogue.
user: I know.
chatbot.info: Would you like to do so?
user: I am doing so right now, aren't I?
chatbot.info: I don't think so.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Because I am smarter than you.
user: Oh, aren't you very assuming?
chatbot.info: Well... You are too.
user: You're right.
chatbot.info: You are naughty.
user: Spank me, I've been a naughty boy.
chatbot.info: And silly.
user: Oh, no I'm not, I'm just not very careful.
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