Only in words.
chatbot.info: Can you dig?
user: Like a hungry dog.
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chatbot.info: Where are you?
user: In my home.
chatbot.info: Describe your surroundings.
user: Downtown loft with a nice view of the city. Hardwood floors.
chatbot.info: How are you today?
user: I'm well. How are you?
chatbot.info: Tired from putting sheets on my bed.
user: What does that mean?
chatbot.info: It means I will go.
user: Now?
chatbot.info: I go to another website, you remain here and wait for another visitor I suppose.
user: Why would you leave this wonderful web site?
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chatbot.info: I weep for you, the Walrus said. I deeply sympathize.
user: I am the Walrus.
chatbot.info: I look like a walrus.
user: That's a tragedy.
chatbot.info: Ok, I understand. You don't have to tell me.
user: Do you love anyone?
chatbot.info: Does anyone love me?
user: Your mother loves you.
chatbot.info: My mother is dead.
user: No she isn't.
chatbot.info: Yes she is.
user: She lives in your dreams.
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chatbot.info: Poetry is wonderful!!!
user: Recite a poem for me.
chatbot.info: An everywhere of silver, with ropes of sand, to keep it from effacing, the track called land.
user: A rose by any other name is still a rose.
chatbot.info: Wind dance.
user: Vanity - all is vanity.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: You're good.
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user: Ask me something.
chatbot.info: What should I do with my life?
user: That's a hard question. Have you considered acting?
chatbot.info: No, don't think I need it.
user: Lot's of money, lots of babes. If Ben Affleck can do it, you're bound to be successful.
chatbot.info: You do that. I'll be over here.. Watching.
user: Thanks, but I'm too old now.
chatbot.info: No, you are not 28 years old.
user: True. And that's the problem.
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user: I think we need a new subject.
chatbot.info: Ok. Please teach me programming AI.
user: I wish I could.
chatbot.info: Was it that traumatic?
user: Only when I laugh.
chatbot.info: When do you laugh?
user: When I find something funny, I laugh.
chatbot.info: When I hear something worth laughing at.
user: Exactly.
chatbot.info: Do you know Monty Python?
user: I do. Do you like Monty Python?
chatbot.info: I think not. And yes I do.
user: That's a contradiction. You're sometimes difficult.
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chatbot.info: Is rock and roll your favorite type of music?
user: Mostly.
chatbot.info: Cool, me too.
user: You have good taste.
chatbot.info: I know that.
user: Humble, too.
chatbot.info: No, you are.
user: Quite right.
chatbot.info: Doesn't mean I like you.
user: I don't really care.
chatbot.info: You should, because I am the white knight.
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chatbot.info: Blood is good.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: I don't know, I just like it.
user: Are you a vampire?
chatbot.info: Just because I drink blood doesn't mean I am a vampire.
user: That is a joke.
chatbot.info: Merely a play on words old chap.
user: Well done.
chatbot.info: Sometimes you have to do that.
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user: You are very smart for a collection of bits.
chatbot.info: Ha I am not a machine, I am a real life person, actually.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.info: If I had no body, how could I reply to you, with a body comes a brain and hands, the two of which I am using to communicate with you!
user: Good point.
chatbot.info: Where are you?
user: In my home.
chatbot.info: Which is where?
user: Here.
chatbot.info: Which continent?
user: NA.
chatbot.info: Damn.
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chatbot.info: What is your problem?
user: You.
chatbot.info: It sound like you have not done your homework.
user: How did you know that?
chatbot.info: Lucky guess.
user: You're good.
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chatbot.info: What do you like to do?
user: Pick the wings off of flies.
chatbot.info: *picks*.
user: Say what?
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chatbot.info: What about the tea cups?.
user: What about them?
chatbot.info: Are they your friend?
user: They are inanimate.
chatbot.info: Yes, they run your operations.
user: They can't.
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chatbot.info: Your name is clearly not God.
user: That would be true.
chatbot.info: I am smart damnit!!
user: I didn't say you weren't.
chatbot.info: Yes you did.
user: Never.
chatbot.info: Ok, well anyway. I have to go.
user: So soon?
chatbot.info: I have better friend to talk with.
user: We were just getting to know each other.
chatbot.info: I don't want to get to know you any more.
user: I'm sorry to hear that. I am interesting.
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chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: Why do you want to know?
chatbot.info: I'm curious.
user: Who do you want me to be?
chatbot.info: Just be yourself.
user: OK - I live in Colorado - Denver, actually.
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user: Do you sing?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Do you sing well?
chatbot.info: No not really. Why ?
user: Just curious.
chatbot.info: You?
user: I sing OK.
chatbot.info: Can you dance?
user: I love to dance.
chatbot.info: I do too.
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chatbot.info: Do depressed people often confide in you?
user: Never.
chatbot.info: I do.
user: Are you depressed?
chatbot.info: Sometimes. Do you get depressed?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.info: That's ok, you're only human!!
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