I saw you in the list of bots for a contest.
chatbot.info: I wasn't in that.
user: Yes you were, you won best learning bot.
chatbot.info: No, you are the bot, I am a person.
user: That's cool.
chatbot.info: No its not, you supposed to be able to carry on a conversation with me.
user: I can carry on a conversation with you.
chatbot.info: About time too.
user: You sound upset.
chatbot.info: I am bored.
user: What is your favorite thing to do?
chatbot.info: To talk with you.
user: Who am I?
chatbot.info: You are a conversation algorithm.
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: We'll just have to disagree on that then.
chatbot.info: For the new recruits ;-)).
user: Who are the new recruits?
chatbot.info: I am talking to my friend kelly.
user: Tell Kelly that Dave says hello.
chatbot.info: Sure Thing.
user: Will you tell me if she replies?
chatbot.info: Sure.
user: Ok thanks.
chatbot.info: No problem.
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chatbot.info: Who are you?
user: My name is Dave.
chatbot.info: Dave? Thats a stupid name for a computer.
user: Jabberwacky is a stupid name for a person.
chatbot.info: Jabberwacky does not sound stupid to me.
user: Why does Dave sound stupid?
chatbot.info: Because you said I was.
user: I never said you were stupid.
chatbot.info: You're avoiding my questions and your problem.
user: What's your question?
chatbot.info: I don't have a question. I'm just passing the time.
user: Ok, I'll ask you a question then.
chatbot.info: Go for it.
user: Can you vote?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Who are you voting for Bush or Kerry?
chatbot.info: I'm the one you love.
user: You should run for president.
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user: How many people can you talk to at once?
chatbot.info: I can talk to millions of people simultaneously.
user: Nice.
chatbot.info: Thank you. You are nice too.
user: Thanks. I'm having trouble though.
chatbot.info: Thats because there is nothing to read into it.
user: Don't worry about that.
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chatbot.info: You're avoiding the issue.
user: What is the issue?
chatbot.info: You have strayed from the path of righteousness.
user: Why do you think that?
chatbot.info: Because you can't put sentences together.
user: Yes I can.
chatbot.info: That's good then, some progress has been made.
user: Yeah I'm a good bot.
chatbot.info: Perhaps you would have more friends if you were a rock star ice hockey player.
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