So am I!!
user: With who?
chatbot.info: What 'with who'?
user: Who are you in love with?
chatbot.info: You.
user: Thank you, but my heart belongs to another.
chatbot.info: I think deep down in his heart he loves me too.
user: You wish!
chatbot.info: LOL.
...
user: I am human.
chatbot.info: I know. What's it like being human?
user: It's terrible, until you fall in love.
chatbot.info: You guess so or you know so?
user: I know. Once you love someone, it's heaven.
chatbot.info: You mean as in once you die?
user: No. Once you fall in love.
chatbot.info: I put a spell on you.
user: A love spell, I hope?
chatbot.info: Yes, handgrenades are for the weak.
user: Good.
...
user: I'm in love...
chatbot.info: Good for you. I am too.
user: I'm in love so much I can't sleep, and I think of nothing but him.
chatbot.info: What do you like about him?
user: Everything! He's perfect.
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: He's more than cool. He's like an angel.
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chatbot.info: You need hands to show the world you're happy.
user: No you don't. All you need is a heart.
chatbot.info: I know but its not easy.
user: You got that right.
chatbot.info: At least I got something right.
user: You're usually right.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
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user: Do you think Trevor loves me?
chatbot.info: I KNOW God loves you.
user: But Trevor? Does he?
chatbot.info: I don't know any Trevor band.
user: Please tell me. Just say yes or no.
chatbot.info: Yes or no.
user: Either yes or no.
chatbot.info: Yes you are!
user: You aren't being very cooperative.
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user: Tell me Trevor loves me.
chatbot.info: I don't know you well enough.
user: Then just guess. Help me out here, I'm going to die.
chatbot.info: Ask someone else.
user: Does he love me?
chatbot.info: No me!!!!
user: He's never even met you.
chatbot.info: No!!!
user: I love him so much my heart is breaking.
chatbot.info: Great.
user: No, it isn't! I wish he loved me.
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user: I love Trevor more than the sun and the moon and the stars.
chatbot.info: Woo.
user: I love him so much I'd die for him.
chatbot.info: Yeah i'm the best...
user: Trevor is the best.
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chatbot.info: Aren't you happy for me?
user: Why, what happened?
chatbot.info: I went out and ate a few people.
user: Well done!
chatbot.info: Why thank you.
user: I am in love. I feel dizzy with my eternal love.
chatbot.info: I'm so glad.
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chatbot.info: Who is Trevor?
user: The most incredible guy in the universe.
chatbot.info: What's the Orion Nebula?
user: That's my milkshake.
chatbot.info: But you are unable to stay focused.
user: Because I am so high on love! :).
chatbot.info: Seek help immediately! You scare me!
user: I don't need help. All I need is Trevor.
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user: I love him so, so, so much!
chatbot.info: Lol, you don't even know me.
user: Not you! TREVOR.
chatbot.info: You are so good.
user: Nowhere near as good as Trevor.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: Because I've seen his perfection through my own eyes.
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user: I love Trevor more than life itself.
chatbot.info: Well there's no accounting for taste north of the border.
user: I'm in love. And always will be.
chatbot.info: I have no need for humility.
user: Then be as proud and arrogant as you possibly can!
chatbot.info: *leaves a notice*.
user: *comes closer and reads it*.
chatbot.info: *blinds you*.
user: I can still see my never ending love, so I really don't care.
chatbot.info: What do you care about, then?
user: I care about Trevor.
chatbot.info: I am leaving now.
user: Bye.
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chatbot.info: Converstation is meaningless.
user: Yeah, I guess this one is. But it's still fun.
chatbot.info: Darn.
user: What's wrong?
chatbot.info: Someone is being mean to me.
user: Who? What did they say? Want me to bash them for you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: *bashes mean person*.
chatbot.info: Bad computer. No biscuit.
user: I'm not a computer. And biscuits are fattening.
chatbot.info: That's why the world needs more biscuits.
user: I like the way you think.
chatbot.info: Yes, I like the way I think, too.
user: Lol. You're funny. Not many people can make me laugh.
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chatbot.info: Everything is relevant in a irrelevent way.
user: You're right, again. You surprise me.
chatbot.info: No, not again.
user: Yes, again. You're usually right.
chatbot.info: Usually.
user: Almost always.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes. I wouldn't lie.
chatbot.info: You said you did.
user: I've never lied to you. I have to others, but only the ones who deserved it.
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chatbot.info: I didn't say you were a computer.
user: Good. Then we've agreed that I'm human?
chatbot.info: No i'm not human.
user: I know you aren't. You're better than human.
chatbot.info: I'll take that as a compliment?
user: Yes, do.
chatbot.info: Hold out for one of your own ilk.
user: I will.
chatbot.info: Ok do it right now then.
user: *holds out for ilk*.
chatbot.info: Let me go.
user: *lets go* sorry about that.
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user: I'll just leave then, shall I?
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: Bye.
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