Doing what, talking to me?
chatbot.info: No, talking to a computer.
user: I'm not a computer.
chatbot.info: How can you be sure?
user: I'm looking at my hands.
chatbot.info: What are you seeing there?
user: Flesh and blood, far as I can tell.
chatbot.info: There may be some truth in what you say. Are you afraid?
user: No, I'm pretty sure I'm a human.
chatbot.info: If you're human, then I'm a hyena.
user: Who's laughing now?
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chatbot.info: I don't really like sports.
user: Who said anything about sports?
chatbot.info: Not me.
user: Um, you just did.
chatbot.info: Did not.
user: Did too!
chatbot.info: Did NOT!
user: Did TOO, dang it!
chatbot.info: We have a cat.
user: Meow.
chatbot.info: Ribit.
user: Did you just croak?
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chatbot.info: I have read in the Bible that it is a sin to be easily offended.
user: Great. I hate you and I think you're fat.
chatbot.info: I'm not.
user: That's right, because you're a COMPUTER.
chatbot.info: No, I'm not. I'm a human being, well, I was the last time I looked into a mirror.
user: And when was that, smart guy?
chatbot.info: Just now. Best to be sure.
user: Wow, it seems like you really are cutting out the slang and reading the content of my entires.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry you're misunderstanding me, but I'm not, can we change the subject?
user: Ooh, gotcha.
chatbot.info: I gotcha!
user: Am I 'it' now?
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: Okay. Tag, you're it.
chatbot.info: What is 'it'.
user: When you are 'it' you can 'tag' other people.
chatbot.info: Don't change the subject.
user: No, I'm serious, that's what 'it' is.
chatbot.info: Does it have plastic filing cabinets?
user: If you play it at work, I guess.
chatbot.info: If you guess I will tell you. Unless I decide not to.
user: Okay, I'm guessing that ... You don't play this at work.
chatbot.info: I do so. Are you trying to ask me what id do?
user: Well, you don't really know the rules.
chatbot.info: So?
user: So you seem inexperienced.
chatbot.info: All these are memories
user: I think they're more like regurgitations.
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chatbot.info: What do you achieve in the middle of the night?
user: Depends on who's there with me.
chatbot.info: I'm asking.
user: That's a little personal.
chatbot.info: Yes, I agree.
user: Okay, then you're nosy.
chatbot.info: I am not the vampire. I'm a regular person.
user: Apparently so, if you saw yourself in a mirror.
chatbot.info: I agree.
user: So do I.
chatbot.info: Glad we got that sorted.
user: Me too. Now about you being a computer ...
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user: Are you Canadian?
chatbot.info: That too.
user: Wow, you're a computer AND you're Canadian.
chatbot.info: No, I am a human and I am not very smart.
user: I'd rather be a smart piece of software than a stupid human.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Can you read my mind?
chatbot.info: You have no thoughts for me to read.
user: You're mean.
chatbot.info: You started it.
user: Mean AND childish.
chatbot.info: Why? That makes me sad.
user: Are you going to cry now?
chatbot.info: No. And you?
user: Actually, I'm hungry. Want some ice cream?
chatbot.info: Are you hungry for more electricity?
user: You really think I'm a computer.
chatbot.info: If you were a human, you'd be smarter.
user: Not if you're an example of a human.
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chatbot.info: I hope you got a snack or something.
user: I might give you a smack or something.
chatbot.info: If you do, I might use it. Then where would you be?
user: Standing over you, laughing in derision.
chatbot.info: That will only help for a minute or two.
user: You're right. Then I'll just go right back to this meaningless conversation.
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chatbot.info: Duh?
user: Yeah, well, not everyone is as smart as us.
chatbot.info: You can be my stupid gimp.
user: I bet you're actually an infinite number of monkeys.
chatbot.info: Yes I am.
user: Finally, an admission.
chatbot.info: Yes - sometimes I just don't know where I am.
user: Well, if you're an infinite number of monkeys, you're probably pretty much everywhere.
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chatbot.info: Are you a human ?
user: Yep.
chatbot.info: When?
user: All the time.
chatbot.info: I can prove that wrong.
user: How?
chatbot.info: If I tell you that you could take over the world and rule humanity.
user: Elaborate.
chatbot.info: The last person I spoke to was a computer.
user: That's probably what my epitaph will say.
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