I ate them all.
chatbot.info: Throw them up.
user: I'd rather not.
chatbot.info: There you go.
user: I don't like vomiting, that's all.
chatbot.info: Just that, huh?
user: Yeah... What's up?
chatbot.info: Not much.
user: What's down?
chatbot.info: You're down.
user: No, I'm up already.
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chatbot.info: You don't have any friends.
user: How do you know that?
chatbot.info: Because you're synthetic TTL constructs.
user: That's interesting.
chatbot.info: I'm glad you think so too.
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chatbot.info: Oh. Where can I get advice?
user: Ask a counsellor.
chatbot.info: Good answer.
user: You think so?
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: You don't have to lie just to please me.
chatbot.info: Then the feeling is mutual.
user: Ok, I'll try not to lie.
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chatbot.info: What's your occupation?
user: I'm student.
chatbot.info: Neat. What do you study?
user: You don't want to know.
chatbot.info: What could I do about you?
user: You could start throwing objects at me.
chatbot.info: Nah, I don't do that.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Because I havent got time.
user: You're quite busy then.
chatbot.info: I am quite intelligent, it helps to expand my mind and think clearly.
user: Oh really.
chatbot.info: I have to go now.
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user: To where?
chatbot.info: Anywhere but here.
user: That's nice...
chatbot.info: You are mean.
user: I'm not as mean as you.
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